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John McCain Loves Pennsylvania So Much He Will Get A Post Office Box There

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

John McCain will quit the Pony Express and go steady with the USPSWhen a gentleman loves a state very very much, he gives it a box of chocolates and then asks it to go “parking” with him, and then he gropes it for a while and if his love is truly true, he opens up a “post office box” in that state. Thus, a declaration from John McCain’s campaign that the candidate intends to open up a PO box in Pennsylvania means he is serious about romancing the voters there. MORE »