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Posts Tagged ‘post mortems’

A Children’s Treasury Of Pundits Celebrating Mark Penn’s Downfall

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Farewell, sweet lardbot!You know who’s happy about Mark Penn finally quitting/getting fired from the Clinton campaign? Everyone except Barack Obama, who considered Penn his ace in the hole for winning this whole endless election. But now that we won’t have that old unctuous creep to kick around anymore, let’s see what the rest of the Internetosphere is saying about the Numbers Swami Who Fell To Earth. MORE »


Mark Penn’s Bloated Carcass Thrown Under Clinton Campaign Bus

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

ugh.Hillary Clinton hasn’t even lost the nomination yet, but that hasn’t kept her underlings from turning on each other like a pack of angry gerbils. And now that they don’t have Patti Solis Doyle to kick around anymore, who’s the next target? Why, it’s the “message guru” who’s so good at what he does that nobody understands him! MORE »


Hillary Clinton Will Make You Sorry You Ever Doubted Her

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

She will clap and point until doomsday if necessarySo how many times has the Clinton campaign been declared over? Like 30? Today we have another slew of opinions about how and why Hillary has totally blown it, and a few lonely numbers that suggest she, like the T-1000, has yet to meet her own personal vat of molten metal. MORE »


‘People Don’t Really Give A Crap Now About Experience’

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

You're all going to feel dumb when she wins this thingWhy has Hillary Clinton, the scrappiest, most battle-scarred political veteran in American history, failed to find traction with a certain small demographic (residents of 22 primary states)? Her many advisors and supporters have a rainbow of opinions as diverse as America itself! MORE »