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The Foreigns Live Forever In The Shadow Of Dennis Thatcher

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

I am weeling to relocate to Chile at a moment's notice, my loveAmericans! You’re no doubt mourning the end of Fred Thompson’s “lazy like a lazy, lazy fox” strategy, which was supposed to provide our hottest First Lady since Frances Cleveland! We’re going to have to console ourselves with the sexy (male) spouses of those weird, unpronounceable people the Foreigns chose to lead their Foreign nations. MORE »