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That ol' charmer is at it again

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Fixin’ To Protect Arizona With Private Army. What Could Go Wrong?

Joe Arpaio, the Maricopa County sheriff who's mastered the art of turning the fears of conservative voters into popular if ineffective crime-stopping stunts, is gearing up for his 2016 re-election bid with a call for all 250,000 Arizona concealed...

Steven Seagal, American Hero, Trains Armed Vigilante Posse In Arizona

We can all learn from Steven Seagal, American hero, who just keeps giving and giving and giving and then when you think he can't give any more, BOOM, there he is, magnanimously creating jobs for female Russian masseuses, and...

Unsuccessful Sheriff Candidate Who Promised To Arrest All Abortions Moves To Chile To Be Next Pinochet Maybe

People of Hillsborough County, New Hampshire! You have done a great disservice to yourself and this nation by failing to elect Frank Szabo as sheriff. Now who will protect you all from federal agents and abortions? In an interview with...

Joe Arpaio Proves Beyond Reasonable Doubt: Barack Obama Was Never Born

We can't believe we forgot to watch the "live stream" of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's press conference -- which wasn't on the teevee because of how the media is colluding to protect the illegal alien "president" -- and...