Portland managed not to have a riot, not that plenty of people weren't itching for one.
Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief!
Can this story be over now please?
Free speech is a pain in the ass. We don't have any better ideas, though.
White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.
Another day in Trump's America.
We are coming to throw meat at your face! Also it's your open thread!
Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
Bundy Dildo Militia Not Guilty In Oregon Wildlife Refuge Takeover, Fate Of Precious Guns Still Unclear
Great news for armed 'militias' -- and just in time for the rigged election!
Strictly a bring-your-own-dildo affair. The Bundy brothers have each other.
Just kidding, we didn't trick you, you are not DUMM.
No, John Boehner is probably not driving the Wonkebago to the Portland, Oregon, Drinky Thing, but a girl can dream, can't she? Join your comrades at the Wonkette Commenter-Owned Cooperative Drinky Thing And Potluck (No Pot) next week! Because...
Why do gun fetishists hate Jesus's lawyer for trying to help a softball team?
A rightwing blogger waved a loaded gun at a group of Black Lives Matter protesters last week, and was later found to be carrying enough ammo for a sustained firefight. Astonishingly, police did not shoot him dead.