Tag: portland

Asshole ‘Patriot’ Who Threatened Muslim Couple Cries Real Tears After Arrest

This man is very sad about getting caught doing a hate crime. Why didn't anyone ever help him?

Portland Area GOP To Hire Militias For Security, What Could Go Wrong

Local Dems have so far refrained from hiring Greenpeace kayakers to surround them at meetings.

Portland Nazi Rally Pretty Peaceful, You Know, For A Nazi Rally

Portland managed not to have a riot, not that plenty of people weren't itching for one.

Trump Wants You AFRAID. VERY AFRAID. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 5, 2017

Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief!

OK Everyone, You Punished Kathy Griffin Real Good, Now Shut The Fuck Up

Can this story be over now please?

Racist Assholes Want To Rally In Portland Now, And Wonkette (SIGH) Is With Them, Ugh

Free speech is a pain in the ass. We don't have any better ideas, though.

Trump You’re Firing Staff Over OTHER Leaking. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 30, 2017

White House begins to 'You're Fired' people, Trump butchers the National Anthem, and fighting over slut pills is back. Again. Your morning news brief.

Portland Put On That Party Dress!

We are coming to throw meat at your face! Also it's your open thread!
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal.

Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?

Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
I'm out of order? This whole COUNTRY is out of order!

Bundy Dildo Militia Not Guilty In Oregon Wildlife Refuge Takeover, Fate Of Precious Guns Still Unclear

Great news for armed 'militias' -- and just in time for the rigged election!
Every word of this is a word.

Bundy Bunch Trial Starts With Life-Or-Death Demand To Allow Idiots To Wear Cowboy Boots

Strictly a bring-your-own-dildo affair. The Bundy brothers have each other.

HAHA PORTLAND, WE TRICKED YOU! WE ARE CRASHING WEDNESDAY’S DRINKY THING!

Just kidding, we didn't trick you, you are not DUMM.

Is John Boehner Driving The Wonkebago To The Portland, Oregon, Drinky Thing?

No, John Boehner is probably not driving the Wonkebago to the Portland, Oregon, Drinky Thing, but a girl can dream, can't she? Join your comrades at the Wonkette Commenter-Owned Cooperative Drinky Thing And Potluck (No Pot) next week! Because...