Sarah Palin’s least-favorite almost-son-in-law Levi Johnston will not vanish from the public eye, ever! He’s doing a photoshoot with a website called Playgirl, which, despite its gender specific name, is actually a site for gay men who like to look at photographs of other men, naked. There is nothing wrong with this! And, you know, we are pretty happy that of the two unlikely Wasilla-based media sensations of September 2008, Sarah Palin is now an unemployed twitterer and Levi Johnston is the celebrity (?) of September 2009. Who could’ve predicted it? [Gawker/Violet Blue/The Sword]

Snarlin’ Arlen Specter is so quaint. The moderate Republican senator is about 95 years old and still married to his lone wife, and his kids don’t hate him, and he’s apparently ignorant of the main pornography performers. If you’ve just returned to America from a 25-year trip abroad, you may have noticed pornography is the primary form of American media and entertainment today. From your work computer to the public bathroom to your home computer and back to the public bathroom again, pornography is “America’s Industry.” MORE »