Sweet Japanese Jesus: "A Japanese civil servant was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months, an official said Friday." 780,000, divided by nine months, divided by 22 workdays in a month... carry the zero... he looked at four billion Internet pornography boobs a day, every day. [AP/Raw Story]
French "first lady" Carla Bruni made her living by being photographed partially or completely naked for 20 years, so nude photographs of the supermodel/singer are extremely rare. There are only 32,800 such images currently available for free on the Internets, which is why lonely old Englishmen are expected to bid up to £2,000 ($1 billion U.S.) for this old picture of Naked Carla Bruni, which also appears in the Telegraph article about the auction. Christie's will next auction an exclusive image of "LOLcats" for £100 Zillion. [Telegraph]
Last Saturday, the Clark County, Nevada Republican party held its convention, and the biggest story was the keynote speaker who laughed at Obama for being abandoned by two (NON-WHITE) fathers. Ha ha, poor Hopey. Apparently, however, it was the Clark County officials who were doing the abandoning — of their morals.
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OUR BELOVED DISTRICT EMPLOYEES: “Forty-one District workers have been fired or suspended after visiting pornographic websites on government computers.” Oops! Sorry if we had any role to play in this. [WTOP News]
Cocktober 2006 was a beautiful time; we remember it fondly, becoming misty-eyed and nostalgic whenever we are reminded of that better, simpler time when everyone was really interested in sexytime emails and porn. One of those times that makes us misty is right now, as we are told that Nancy Pelosi won’t help Florida law enforcement probe any deeper into whether or not our old friend Mark Foley committed any of a multitude of possible felonies. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement appealed to the Speaker herself to let them look at the backup tapes (tapes?) from Foley’s old computer, but Nancy said no.
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Scott “Pornmaster General” Bloch was appointed by the Bush Administration to run the Office of Special Counsel and his tenure has been marked by some controversy over his opinion that his office doesn’t need to do anything about discrimination against homosexuals. More recently, he’s been heading up the investigation about Karl Rove using government resources to engage in political conduct (a no-no) and maybe deleting the emails that proved it. Well, Scott himself apparently knows a thing or two about deleting files.
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Ohio State Rep. Matthew Barrett, addressing a high school civics class yesterday, inserted a memory stick into his computer and claimed to be shocked when a picture of a naked lady was immediately projected before the class. When police questioned Barrett about the incident, he said he got the stick three weeks ago from the state Library of Ohio. And he knew nothing at all about the entire directory of porn on it. [AP]
John Michael, Duke Cunningham’s personal money launderer, was apparently convinced that no federal investigators would ever find the incriminating documents if he hid them in his porn stash. [TPMMuckraker]
Thanks, as always, to porn. A press release headlined “‘Nappy Headed Ho’s’ Movie May Fund Imus Retirement” found its way to our inbox today. It’s a heartwarming offer from some California porn producers to give $1 from each DVD sold of an upcoming release to Don Imus.
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Here’s former CIA head George Tenet’s high school yearbook photo. Notice anything odd about it? No, not that he was classmates with adult film star Ron Jeremy, it’s something far, far more disturbing. Here’s a more recent picture for comparison:
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Lt. Col. William H. “Lockhart” Steele thought he had it made. He was a top commander at one the US’s fastest-growing Iraqi prisons, he was making fast friends with the prisoners, and he had a way with the ladies. Then those desk jockeys in Washington put the hammer down.
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Listen people: If you want to send “political” e-mail, do it from special secret political e-mail accounts. Have you learned nothing from Karl Rove and the Bush Administration? We received one lonesome message protesting the fact that we noted Jesse Malkin’s very public slide into low-budget amateur porn, and here it is:Subject: Humorless From: “Pat_R[redacted]@nps.gov”More »
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