The bill seeking $1 million in funds for the Woodstock Museum — sponsored by New York Sens. Hillary Clinton and Chuck Shroomer — will not die and might be passed after all, just like a forever-burning, saliva-soaked, smelly joint. The Hill reports that some sneaky legislation removed a provision that would have cut funds for the museum. Awesome!
Door is left open for N.Y. ‘Hippie museum’ cash [The Hill]

Sen. Hillary Clinton’s pipe dream to fund a Woodstock museum in Bethel, New York wasn’t her pipe dream after all–it was Sen. Chuck Schumer’s! And now Chuck’s fucking pissed! According to Bob Novak, the idea to fund the project was mostly Schumer’s. Novak reported that Schumer was “seething” over being rejected by the Senate, and at Sen. Clinton for the lack of support and failing to show up on the Senate floor to defend the bill. Schumer denied there was any hard feelings. However, this could open us up to a strange new side of the man. Imagine, Sen. Chuck Schumer: Acid Head! MORE »

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Sen. Hillary Clinton’s dream of using $1 million tax dollars for an upstate New York museum dedicated to Woodstock, the 1969 three-day event of bad acid, shitty sound systems and foul weather, was busted yesterday by evil white guys who never ever smoked pot. Clinton, along Sen. Chuck Schumer, couched the request for funds in a bill for labor and health programs. Obviously, that didn’t work so well. Republicans rejoice! MORE »