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Vatican To Flog Bishops For Protecting Pedophiles … Eventually

Sure, maybe the Catholic Church used to have a teeny tiny little problem -- that covered the globe and cost a few billion dollars -- of covering up the epidemic of clergy raping kids all the time. But that's all...

New Pope Stuffing Catholic Church Full Of Marxist Liberation-y Goodness

Welcome to Wonkette, where we are at the very tippy-top vanguard of tracking New Pope's inevitable march to Vatican III, which is going to be SO UNIRONICALLY AWESOME, you guys, for real! Pope Francis I is just going to...

Jennifer Rubin Valiantly Crusades Against Obama For The Pope’s Honor

Washington Post Opinion Columnist and intifada-themed torture porn aficionado Jennifer Rubin is not a big fan of the President. According to Rubin, our Muslin half-ling is simply an effete market-hating monster who splits his time between plotting to kill...

Pope Pulls A Palin

Almost exactly 600 years after the last pope to resign resigned, Pope Benedict XVI is hanging up his Prada shoes and dancing off into ... well, we don't even know! Where do ex-popes go? Probably Boca. News organizations are...

Pope Can’t Take His Eyes Off Shirtless ‘Acrobats’

"Please be gay HIV prostitutes. Please be gay HIV prostitutes. Please be gay HIV prostitutes." And the nuns go wild! This is all pretty interesting in light of this WikiLeaks cable: Pope Benedict XVI's four-day visit to Sao Paulo, the first...

BREAKING: Old Ex-Nazi Slightly Changes His Opinion On Condoms

Well, not exactly BREAKING or whatever, unless you're Catholic for some reason and didn't see this yesterday: Some old European guy in a Rome suburb told a guy who was writing a book that some people should wear condoms,...

Britain’s Brown People Make Pope Uncomfortable

Sometimes friends let old arguments get between them and keep them apart for much longer than they should. That's why Pope Benedict XVI has decided to be the "bigger man in a funny anachronistic outfit" and plans to...

Wait, WTF, Pope Ratzi Smokes Cigarettes?

In this Wall Street Journal boring article about how Europeans sure love cigarettes yadda yadda, we were intrigued by this paragraph calling Nazi Pope Joe "the Plumber" Ratzinger a known smoker! Is this some hilarious WSJ New Year's joke?...

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