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It's National Gun-Grabbin' Day, with President Obama finally -- finally! -- delivering the tyranny we've all been waiting for. During his speech at the White House (so...

Oh hi, Wonkers! Did you miss the BIG BREAKING NEWS about how John Boehner is going away? Yes, it is hilarious, and yes, yr Wonkette...

The rightwing freakout over Pope Francis and his betrayal of all good things (unfettered capitalism) continues, and it seems that his address to a...

Remember that time the Republican Party said it was going to re-re-rebrand itself as the Party of IdeasTM, and we all rolled our eyes...

New Pope Frank is addressing Congress, even though some of our nation's Very Serious And Good Christian Republicans have insisted New Pope is A...

Like we have said before, and no doubt will say again, MEN ARE THE WORST. Even the Dalai Lama -- the Dalai Lama, people!...

Iowa congressmelon Steve King is a Catholic, and as a concerned member of the most strictly hierarchical religious institution on the planet, he'd like...

Raise your hand if you are about to get fucked over by Congress. (Hint: All of you should have a hand raised.) Now use...

Don't eat lunch today, because New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has admitted in a town hall meeting not only to engaging in sexual intercourse with...

They really don't make popes like they used to. You know, the kind who may have sorta kinda been in the Hitler Youth --...

Former Stupidest Man on the Internet Jim Hoft (now demoted to merely a Stupid Man) made a pretty strong bid to regain his title...

Are you looking for another reason to love Pope Francis? Of course you are. A few days ago, he turned the Sistine Chapel into some...

Texas congressman and casual House-floor snacker Louie Gohmert delivered blessed news to the nation on the first Sunday of the new year: he will finally...

God had another big year in 2014, especially right near the end, when His Servant on Earth, Bill O'Reilly, finally declared victory in the...

She had begun to feel stultified and dull, cooped up in New York. Her favorite saloons, those places where she could pop in any...

Okay, it is official: We looooooooove this new pope so much, we want to gay-marry him and have all his abortions: Pope Francis, in the...

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