John McCain would like to administer a Pop Quiz to y’all so that you can FIND THE TRUTH about which candidate needs to know where the bathroom is, and which candidate will just sit there and do it in his pants. [Decision Center]

There’s only one thing America loves more than a tragic random shooting: the made-for-TV movies, wall-to-wall Greta Van Susteren coverage, novelized accounts, and inexpensive action figures that follow these embarrassingly frequent incidents. If you are one of the creepy losers who made a little scrapbook about the Virginia Tech shooting that you leaf through when To Catch A Predator goes to commercial break, you can probably answer the questions in this quiz. Otherwise, congratulations, you still may get laid this century. [MSNBC]