Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the diabolical work of PETA in celebration of National Veggie Dog Day. Get there early to score your very own copy of PETA’s Vegetarian Starter Kit! Starts at noon. [Veggie Dogs] MORE »

Wednesday, June 3: Potbelly Sandwich Works recently made a lot of confusing changes to the menu. The sandwiches got bigger, smaller and skinnier, and when this happened, we knew that it was just the beginning. Ever determined to baffle with their loyal patrons, Potbelly’s now sells Zapp’s “soon to be world famous chips.” Why do they think we’ll enjoy chips that have yet to reach their potential? WHY??? MORE »