Tag: pollsters

Without Gallup’s Crappy Polls, Nate Silver Is Nothing, Says Gallup

One of the "fun" things about presidential elections is that every four years there's a new dumb thing about the process for political junkies to yell at each other about despite the disinterest or genuine disgust of normals, and...

Republican Voters Apparently Really, Really Like Herman Cain

Before we turned off the teevee after that terrible debate last night, the Republican Party's appointed Divider, Frank Luntz, was doing what he always does, standing in front of the whitest people he could find in a few hours,...

Terrible Pollster Rasmussen Writes Today’s Dumbest Sentence

Scott Rasmussen and his polling firm have come under fire today for being absolutely terrible and nakedly partisan in their midterm polling, overestimating the performance of Republican candidates in about three-quarters of races. But that's okay! They have a...

Democrats Quietly Think They Will Hold the House, Also Quietly Think They Will Not Hold the House

According to the The Hotline, anonymous Democratic insiders are saying they think they will hold onto the House this election. According to Politico, anonymous Democratic insiders are saying they do not think they will hold onto the House this...

So… Which Pollsters Live, Which Will Be Killed?

After 2004, two groups were blamed for making John Kerry's loss extra sad for the liberals: those secret retards from off-the-grid caves that Karl Rove forced to vote at the last minute, and pollsters. All of the pollsters failed...