McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Frank Luntz has thoughts about the GA-06 special election. They are very bad thoughts.
No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.
XXX poll porn coming at YOUR FACE.
You know what really Conquered The World? SINGLE PAYER.
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!
Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.
WHERE THE MEN AT?
It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!
Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL!
Donald Trump had a press conference, and it was definitely a thing.
On the bright side, only 7% of the country thinks we should invade Mexico.
Who would you most like to take a long walk on the beach with?