Tag: polls

Trump Idiots: Really, Is ‘Grabbing Them By The Pussy’ Even *Wrong*?

Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.

Fox News’s Jesse Watters Can’t Stop LOLing Over How Weird Chinese People Are

Is this the most racist thing Jesse Watters has ever done? MAYBE!
You can always count on some dope to misspell exactly what you need

Donald Trump Very Angry Google’s Hiding All The Bad News About Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump knows the truth about Google: It's out to get him, just like everyone else.

Guy Who Taught GOP To Call Democrats ‘Sick Corrupt Liberal Traitors’ Very :( About Mean Election

Frank Luntz has had it with all this electoral 'poison.'
Boob Says 'Titties'

Republicans Really Worried Their Guy Might Become President

Some Republican consultants are all kinds of worried about the Trumpenstein's Monster their party has unleashed. Poor things.

Hillary Clinton Did A Press Conference, Which Is Impossible Because She Doesn’t Do Those

Your next president, Hillary Clinton, apparently has been hearing the weeping and gnashing of teeth coming from the national media about how BOO HOO she never talks to them and BOO HOO the national press corps needs to be...

Trump Idiot Katrina Pierson So Mad Libtard Dallas Morning News Endorsed First Dem In 75 Years

Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!
You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Mississippi, Yes We Said MISSISSIPPI

Mississippi could become a 'battleground state' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Public Policy Polling Can’t Stop LOLing At Dumbass Trump Supporters (And Also Dumbass Jill Stein!)

A fake PPP poll shows Trump beating Hillary in Florida by a margin of 74-9. Obviously the first REAL UNSKEWED POLL of the election!

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Missouri

The latest in our series on all the 57 states Hillary will probably win in the US American election.
In this alternate universe, the Sunday NYT has a comics section

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 18, 2016

You get in here and and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

How Many Blue States Is Donald Trump Imaginary Winning In This Week? So Many!

Hey Trumpkins! Are you sick of winning YET? Because my god, Trump is just winning so hard, all over the place these days, and you've got to have some serious winning fatigue by now! As we learned Tuesday, Trump...
Texas: Not Spongeworthy

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Texas, Probably Not But Still LOL

A new poll shows Hillary trailing Trump by only SIX POINTS in Texas. SIX POINTS!

‘Fox & Friends’ Idiots Discover Wonderful New App That Says Donald Trump Already President

ELECTION OVER, EVERYONE. All hail President Trump!

Aw, Cute! Trumpkins Have Their Own Site Now That Says Trump Is WINNING In The Polls!

Once again, we have another dispatch from the Trumperverse, the parallel universe in which Donald Trump is a very respectful and humble person, who is totally going to win this election. As we mentioned the last time we visited...

Your Senate Sunday: Florida’s U.S. Senate Race About As Screwy As Everything Else In Florida

Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions.