Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.
Is this the most racist thing Jesse Watters has ever done? MAYBE!
Donald Trump knows the truth about Google: It's out to get him, just like everyone else.
Frank Luntz has had it with all this electoral 'poison.'
Some Republican consultants are all kinds of worried about the Trumpenstein's Monster their party has unleashed. Poor things.
Your next president, Hillary Clinton, apparently has been hearing the weeping and gnashing of teeth coming from the national media about how BOO HOO she never talks to them and BOO HOO the national press corps needs to be...
Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!
Mississippi could become a 'battleground state' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A fake PPP poll shows Trump beating Hillary in Florida by a margin of 74-9. Obviously the first REAL UNSKEWED POLL of the election!
The latest in our series on all the 57 states Hillary will probably win in the US American election.
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Hey Trumpkins! Are you sick of winning YET? Because my god, Trump is just winning so hard, all over the place these days, and you've got to have some serious winning fatigue by now! As we learned Tuesday, Trump...
A new poll shows Hillary trailing Trump by only SIX POINTS in Texas. SIX POINTS!
ELECTION OVER, EVERYONE. All hail President Trump!
Once again, we have another dispatch from the Trumperverse, the parallel universe in which Donald Trump is a very respectful and humble person, who is totally going to win this election. As we mentioned the last time we visited...
Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions.