Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!
Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump is leading a REVOLUTION of being the most loathed president who ever lived.
Trumpkins may have authoritarian leanings? The deuce you say!
Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.
Twenty-three percent of Poles love Donald Trump! And they all showed up for his big party!
Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!
McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Frank Luntz has thoughts about the GA-06 special election. They are very bad thoughts.
No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.
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