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Recall, if you will, the puppy days of summer, when we told you dumb a-hole Scott Walker was not going to be president. We...

OK, internet, we're going to #slatepitch you for the second time in as many days, and you're going to like it, because Wonkette is...

OK that headline may be overselling this a little bit. Hillary Clinton is 67, and she is a white grandma lady, so we can forgive her for...

Oh, goody, the two top Republican primary candidates are having them a Godfight! It's all Ben Carson's fault, of course, because he "attacked" Donald...

Remember how Carly Fiorina has been complaining all the time, like every day, except for how she is SO NOT COMPLAINING (she's been complaining),...

Oh, golly goodness, it would appear that there is once again discord in the House That Ailes Built. After taking a brief vacation, Fox's...

Oh look, it is another extremely meaningful poll to tell us the extremely meaningful things about what might happen if the 2016 election were...

Good news for all you gays and gay-loving humans out there! According to science, basically all the U.S. Americans are Doing The Gay now, having...

Wonkette is pleased to report that we officially exist on the internet, after years of relying on strangers to notice us wearing Wonkette T-shirts...

Hey-o, it's time for Science Korner, where the doctors dig into people's brains and find out why Republicans are the best at everything, and...

So that "debate" thingie last night, you saw it, yes? Where nine of America's biggest losers pulled out their gruesome dick junk and showed...

Hey Wonkers! It is Sunday, and you are probably thinking "ooh I just clicked on this post HARD because I want to know about...

What up, Republicans? You feeling sorta down, sorta bad about yourselves these days? Because of how you suck and no one likes you? And...

Recently, Donald "I am Donald Trump!" Trump had to reassure everyone that no, he is not a secret Democratic operative, playing in the GOP...

Looking at this new chart from the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index, America is starting to resemble a developed nation! In 2013, just before the forcible throat-cramming...

Hey Jewish people, how was your weekend? Did you go to Jew Church and get very upset because you don't want President Obama to...

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