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Since nobody actually watched the GOP undercard debate Thursday (at least, not sober), most people probably missed the evening's most insistent reality denial on...

BREAKING: GOP "moderate" John Kasich is still running for president! Yeah, we're every bit as surprised as you are. And he's got a bold...

That time has once again cummeth upon us, where we will sit down in front of our widescreen televisions, munch bits of ham frosting...

If you're like most Republicans, you're not even HAVING Thanksgiving this year, because you're still upset over how "President" Obama abused his executive powers...

Millennials, they are THE WORST. They're always like "Mommy, can you write a note to my teacher in medical school to say he's being...

Donald J. Trump does not like losing. He's not losing yet, but his stranglehold on American wingnuts is faltering, and he knows it. And...

Thanks to some weirdass combination of math and poll-skewing, Fox Business Network (Motto: "Just As Loathsome But With Lower Ratings") announced some major shakeups...

While second-tier loser Republican Lindsey Graham was getting his drank on and talking about how it "sucks" to be a second-tier loser stuck at...

Donald Trump is really not handling this whole "being in second place" thing well at all. He's trying to undermine Ben Carson's evangelical support...

Oh, golly, Donald Trump and Ben Carson are in another God Fight. Or at least Trump's trying to start another one. During a rally in...

HOORAY AND HALLELUJAH, it's the day absolutely everybody in the world has been waiting for, when the Republicans still running for president come together...

Sniveling rat fart Mike Huckabee is really feeling the pressure of, you know, losing. According to this recent poll of likely Republican voters we...

John Boehner had 11 shots of cheap Irish whiskey, or as he likes to call it, "breakfast," and decided it's a good day to jizz some...

Did you know that Pope Francis is secretly a cousin-fucking hillbilly Mike Huckabee/Kim Davis supporter? It's true! (According to Mike Huckabee.) And did you...

Did everybody hear the news?! All the journalists have heard the news, of course, that there are MOAR HILLARY EMAILS!!!!11! for everybody to obsessively...

So, what's really going on with the Republicans? Scott Walker -- who ALL THE THINKY HEADS used to say was going to be first runner-up to...

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