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Say Tom Price actually resigned. Whom would Trump nominate to replace him? A FUNTIME POLL!
Weep for the white Christian Trump supporters, for they are being OPPRESSED.
Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!
We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief.
Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.
Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!
Guys, it's not that Rs are prone to fascism. It's that they're OK with a little fascism to protect America from scary Democrats stealing elections. Big difference!
Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!
Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump is leading a REVOLUTION of being the most loathed president who ever lived.
Trumpkins may have authoritarian leanings? The deuce you say!
Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.
Twenty-three percent of Poles love Donald Trump! And they all showed up for his big party!
Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!