It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!
Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL!
Donald Trump had a press conference, and it was definitely a thing.
On the bright side, only 7% of the country thinks we should invade Mexico.
Who would you most like to take a long walk on the beach with?
Dear sane people: RELAX. And VOTE. Are you relaxing, and also voting? Do that right now!
President Obama is pretty sure Donald Trump doesn't have what it takes to live in the White House.
Donald Trump blames everybody but himself for how he's losing like such a sad, weak loser right now.
Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.
Is this the most racist thing Jesse Watters has ever done? MAYBE!
Donald Trump knows the truth about Google: It's out to get him, just like everyone else.
Frank Luntz has had it with all this electoral 'poison.'
Some Republican consultants are all kinds of worried about the Trumpenstein's Monster their party has unleashed. Poor things.
Your next president, Hillary Clinton, apparently has been hearing the weeping and gnashing of teeth coming from the national media about how BOO HOO she never talks to them and BOO HOO the national press corps needs to be...
Have you read the Dallas Morning News's endorsement of Hillary? It is excellent!