SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off.
Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!
What are YOU doing to help the already wealthy?
Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!
What are you doing sitting at your computer? There's votin' to do! Already voted? Have a seat!
How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.
Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief!
Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.
The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.
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Say Tom Price actually resigned. Whom would Trump nominate to replace him? A FUNTIME POLL!
Weep for the white Christian Trump supporters, for they are being OPPRESSED.
Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!
We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief.
Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.
Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!