Tag: polls

Trump To Make Boom Booms In Not America. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 22, 2017

We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief.

Trump Throws Tantrum Over Sun Stealing Moon. Wonkagenda for Aug. 21, 2017

Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Half Of Republicans Just Fine With It If Trump Cancels 2020 Election (Because Mexicans)

Guys, it's not that Rs are prone to fascism. It's that they're OK with a little fascism to protect America from scary Democrats stealing elections. Big difference!

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Pence Scribbling ‘President’ All Over His Notebook. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 8, 2017

Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Obvious Fake News Poll Says America Hates Trump’s Fucking Guts More Than Ever

Donald Trump is leading a REVOLUTION of being the most loathed president who ever lived.
Il Duce and Ol' Douchey

Fox News Dingus Jesse Watters Pretty Sure Donald Trump Would Make One Nifty Dictator

Trumpkins may have authoritarian leanings? The deuce you say!

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017

Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.

Trump Jr. Can’t Stop Incriminating Himself. Wonkagenda for July 12, 2017

Trump Jr STILL can't stop/won't stop talking, Lindsey Graham is quietly baking GrahamCare, and Betsy DeVos meets with mens rights activists. Your morning news brief.

Polish Crowds Cheer Trump, As Ordered

Twenty-three percent of Poles love Donald Trump! And they all showed up for his big party!

Republicans Bravely Run Away From Fourth Of July Town Halls

Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!

And They Ran, Ran So Far Away! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June, 29, 2017

Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!

McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!

Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

Frank Luntz Could Be Dumbest Fuck On Earth If He Applied Himself

Frank Luntz has thoughts about the GA-06 special election. They are very bad thoughts.