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Pew Poll Demonstrates That Americans, Republicans, Not *That* Stupid
Hey-O, who has two thumbs and isn’t as stupid as you might have been led to believe? Oh, just 62% of Americans and 35% of Republicans, who think that the Republican party has become “too extreme.” For the record, we at Wonkette think that this is SILLY. Why on Earth would anyone find this “too [...]
Gallup: Record High Number Of Pro-Life Americans Want To Kill Your Children
Fun news for chart nerds! Gallup has once again released its annual poll illustrating how much Americans hate abortion by saying it should be legal in all or certain cases. That’s right, “pro-choicers” are at a “record low” of only 41 percent of respondents who want to kill children. Except for the 77 percent of [...]
Wonkette Bookmaker: What Will Be the Final Supreme Court Vote Against Obamacare?
The US Supreme Court hears arguments today regarding the Constitutionality of Kenyan Socialist Communist Anti-Colonial Marxist Plot Obamacare, brought to you by Mitt Romney. What will be the final vote against it?
Everyone Agrees Gore Presidency Would’ve Been About the Same As Bush
American voters now agree that an Al Gore presidency would’ve hardly been different from the disastrous eight-year reign of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. See, we really have learned some stuff from Barack Obama! The latest weird Vanity Fair/CBS News poll of random questions proves that 56% of our people say a Gore-Lieberman White [...]
Is Earth Day An Ancient Egyptian Pagan Plot To Destroy Economy For Worship Of Earth Overlord ‘Gaia’?
The Indecision Forever blog ranks this Newsbusters poll as “The Dumbest Piece of Internet Pollution This Earth Day,” which would be true, if it weren’t for the comments section immediately below it.
We “Discuss,” You Decide
Poll Results: Wonkette Readers Love “West Wing” Like Sorkin Loves Crack
Poll: The Perfect Way to Commemorate the Fake Clinton Presidency
Scott McClellan Gets Polled
Daily Briefing: ‘An Astute Mind and a Kind Heart’
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