Tag: politico

Anonymous hedge fund managers want to know: Why won't Elizabeth Warren stop breaking the economy?

Politico wrote a very dumb thing about the possibility that Elizabeth Warren may like Hillary Clinton. Imagine that!

Michelle Obama, Queen First Lady of our hearts, has long cared deeply about America's obesity crisis, particularly among kids. How have right-wingers been dicks...

It was supposed to be eight hours from our Pennsylvania rest stop to Nashua, New Hampshire. But 13 hours later, we were still driving,...

Dear Christ help us, Tucker Carlson has written a think-piece for Politico in which he sermonizes to "Washington Republicans" -- you know, the bad,...

Wow, it looks like Congress is actually going to accomplish something for once, on prison reform! Surely, no one can screw this one up...

Attention, please! Important journalism update! As we all know, the most important news of the week -- if not the whole year or the...

Bad news for revisionist historians who have decided to Never Forget 9/11 by simply forgetting 9/11. Or saying Bill Clinton did it. Or insisting the first terrorist attack...

Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion...

At last, some good news for America's worst president ever. Not every single person in the country who isn't related to him or collecting...

As you may have heard, Secretary of State John Kerry broke his right femur in a bicycle accident Sunday, and had to stay in a...

It is far too early in the 2016 presidential election cycle to officially declare this is the stupidest story we are going to see,...

One hundred fifty years ago today, the American Civil War ended with Robert E. Lee's surrender to Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Court House,...

See that up there? That’s what you get when you try to access media-critic blowhard/JournoList exposer/erstwhile Democratic (sorta) Senate candidate Mickey Kaus’ most recent...

Oh, Aaron Schock, we have so missed reporting on you for the last three days or so! But we are back, because things continue...

My goodness, America's Top Heterosexual Congresscritter is in the news so much lately! We've gone from Not Gay Downton Abbey office to gayest ethics...

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