Tag: politico

Is Donald Trump Reverse-Gaslighting HIMSELF?

Donald Trump is not crazy, ALL THE REST OF YOU ARE CRAZY.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Yep, We Elected A God-Dang BABY To Be Leader Of Free World

Make some room on Mt. Rushmore, because this administration's gonna be SO GREAT.

Where Will Ivanka Trump Sleep In The White House? OH NO, POLITICO, DON’T FIRE US FOR ASKING!

Sounds like Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are going to be our new First Lady!

Kellyanne Conway Knows Where A Woman’s Place Is, And It Is Not The White House

Such a great feminist, that Kellyanne Conway!

Ivanka Trump Wants To Fight Climate Change, May Be Chinese Spy

Maybe she's Writing A Letter to Daddy.

How Is Donald Trump Poor Today?

Is Donald Trump lying to the tax assessors, or is he lying to us? Guess we will ever, ever know.

Old Handsome Joe Biden Might Be Hillary’s Secretary Of State, Which Would Be A Big F*ckin’ Deal!

SOURCES SAY Joe Biden is at the top of Hillary's short list for State. Make it so, Hillz!

We Figured Out Why Donald Trump Thinks He Is Worth Ten Billion Dollars

Wonket Investigative Journalism, or not.

Donald Trump’s Russian Buddies Probably So Excited About Trump’s First Classified Intelligence Briefing!

Could Trump's national security briefing end up leaking state secrets to Russia? MAYBE.

Whiny Wall Street Babies Preemptively So Mad At Vice President Elizabeth Warren

Anonymous hedge fund managers want to know: Why won't Elizabeth Warren stop breaking the economy?

Politico Writes Dumb Thing About Elizabeth Warren. Shall We Read It, Together?

Politico wrote a very dumb thing about the possibility that Elizabeth Warren may like Hillary Clinton. Imagine that!

Wingnuts Will Never Forgive Michelle Obama For Outlawing Bacon Sundaes In Schools

Michelle Obama, Queen First Lady of our hearts, has long cared deeply about America's obesity crisis, particularly among kids. How have right-wingers been dicks to her about it over the years? Let us count the ways. First, some quick backstory....

Fear And Loving In New Hampshire: Your Wonkebago Primary Wrap-Up!

It was supposed to be eight hours from our Pennsylvania rest stop to Nashua, New Hampshire. But 13 hours later, we were still driving, looping around looking for a freeway that wouldn't lop the top off our Wonkebago. We...