Tag: politico

Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.

You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!

Which Of Trump’s Idiot Lawyers Is Leaking Like A Pee Diaper? NOT TY COBB!

No Donald Trump's lawyer Ty Cobb is not a leaker! Why ever would you ask that?
OMG the socialists are coming! Need Moar GOLD!

Tom Price Doing His Part To Drown Health Department In Bathtub

Say Tom Price actually resigned. Whom would Trump nominate to replace him? A FUNTIME POLL!
Smiling Trump is the only thing scarier than shouty Trump

Politico Profile Of Donald Trump Or Serial Killer Biography? We Just Can’t Decide!

Seriously, this is disturbing.

This Right Here Is Some Sexist Bullshit About Nikki Haley

You don't have to like Nikki Haley to be MAD ABOUT A THING.

Jared Kushner: Smarmy Shark, Or Shithead With A Shiv? SPOILER IT IS BOTH

Turns out this Kushner guy is kind of a douche. Who'd have thunk it?

Is Donald Trump Reverse-Gaslighting HIMSELF?

Donald Trump is not crazy, ALL THE REST OF YOU ARE CRAZY.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Yep, We Elected A God-Dang BABY To Be Leader Of Free World

Make some room on Mt. Rushmore, because this administration's gonna be SO GREAT.

Where Will Ivanka Trump Sleep In The White House? OH NO, POLITICO, DON’T FIRE US FOR ASKING!

Sounds like Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are going to be our new First Lady!

Kellyanne Conway Knows Where A Woman’s Place Is, And It Is Not The White House

Such a great feminist, that Kellyanne Conway!

Ivanka Trump Wants To Fight Climate Change, May Be Chinese Spy

Maybe she's Writing A Letter to Daddy.

How Is Donald Trump Poor Today?

Is Donald Trump lying to the tax assessors, or is he lying to us? Guess we will ever, ever know.

Old Handsome Joe Biden Might Be Hillary’s Secretary Of State, Which Would Be A Big F*ckin’ Deal!

SOURCES SAY Joe Biden is at the top of Hillary's short list for State. Make it so, Hillz!