Anti-Bush Protesters Protest George W. Bush Visit
Friday, March 9th, 2007
As proven by this photo: MORE »
As proven by this photo: MORE »
Anti-Bush Protesters Protest George W. Bush Visit
Friday, March 9th, 2007
We Can Be Heroes
Thursday, September 21st, 2006
Remember how the big brave Capitol Police caught the crackhead who ran into the Capitol with a gun? MORE »
Remember how the big brave Capitol Police caught the crackhead who ran into the Capitol with a gun? MORE »
Sodomy Squadron Joined by the Tolerance Police
Friday, July 7th, 2006
Agape Press got us all flustered a few days ago when they alerted us to the existence of the Sodomy Squadron, a previously unreported branch of the miliary that sent many Wonkette readers into whistful, day-long reveries. Now they’re upping the ante with a revelation about what happens when good Christian schools want to eject suspected lesbos: they get a litle visit from the sassy squadron’s muscular, fabulously-toned enforcement arm. The American Family Association’s Steve Crampton explains:
“I think this is a case in point,” he asserts, “where you have private schools, Christian businesses — and really employers of all types, whether specifically and overtly Christian or not — being given what amount to totalitarian edicts by the ‘tolerance police.’ This is not freedom — this is totalitarianism.”
Totalitarianism indeed! My advice to all you good Christians out there: stay in your shelters, practice your obscure, beleaguered faith in safety where “they” can’t find you, and I’m sure this will all blow over in a couple of years. We’ll let you know when it’s safe to come out… er, sorry, poor word choice. MORE »
Agape Press got us all flustered a few days ago when they alerted us to the existence of the Sodomy Squadron, a previously unreported branch of the miliary that sent many Wonkette readers into whistful, day-long reveries. Now they’re upping the ante with a revelation about what happens when good Christian schools want to eject suspected lesbos: they get a litle visit from the sassy squadron’s muscular, fabulously-toned enforcement arm. The American Family Association’s Steve Crampton explains:
“I think this is a case in point,” he asserts, “where you have private schools, Christian businesses — and really employers of all types, whether specifically and overtly Christian or not — being given what amount to totalitarian edicts by the ‘tolerance police.’ This is not freedom — this is totalitarianism.”
Totalitarianism indeed! My advice to all you good Christians out there: stay in your shelters, practice your obscure, beleaguered faith in safety where “they” can’t find you, and I’m sure this will all blow over in a couple of years. We’ll let you know when it’s safe to come out… er, sorry, poor word choice. MORE »
The Kennedy Police Report: A Headline That Never Goes Out of Style
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006
Dead horse, we know, but even after a couple weeks, this is still hysterical.
“Headed to the capitol to make a vote.” Still in the top-ten excuses list, easy. Patrick Kennedy, recovering drug addict and binge drinking congressman, we salute you. MORE »
Dead horse, we know, but even after a couple weeks, this is still hysterical.
“Headed to the capitol to make a vote.” Still in the top-ten excuses list, easy. Patrick Kennedy, recovering drug addict and binge drinking congressman, we salute you. MORE »
CYNTHIA MCKINNEY KNOWS: 911 IS A JOKE IN YOUR DISTRICT
Thursday, March 30th, 2006
Not only is this not the first time Representative McKinney has had a run-in with the law, but she’s even got video of previous encounters on her website. MORE »
Not only is this not the first time Representative McKinney has had a run-in with the law, but she’s even got video of previous encounters on her website. MORE »