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Characters Escape From Carl Hiaasen Novel, Get Arrested With Pot Guarded By Alligators

And now, dear Wonketteers, a headline that is quite simply tailor-made for Your Wonkette: TWO ALLIGATORS, A POLE DANCER AND POT AT OLYMPIA AREA SHOOTING SCENE Jesus Christ, this is what the internet was made for. Do we even have to write a story to go along with that? Actually, we do! Read more on Characters Escape From Carl Hiaasen Novel, Get Arrested With Pot Guarded By Alligators…
 

Sarasota: Still America’s Craziest District

From Kitty Harris’ own Florida District 13 comes this heart-warming tale of how the crazy trickles down even to the Florida State House races. Behold, a campaign email from candidate Laura Benson, who’d like to represent you in the Florida legislature. Her opponent, though, taking a very proactive view of campaign dirty tricks, took it upon himself to say, in a meeting with a local paper’s editorial board, that — well, just read: Last weekend I was contacted by a member of one of the editorial boards who had been conducting interviews of candidates in order to make their selection for endorsements. They had done several and an issue arose that they needed to clarify. They wanted to know if I had been married 5 times and was once a pole dancer. Ms. Benson insists that the story is flatly untrue, and, in responding to it so directly, has once again proved LBJ’s pigfucker maxim. Full email, after the jump. Read more on Sarasota: Still America’s Craziest District…