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Posts Tagged ‘polaroid liz’

GAWKER

Paris Hilton Ends Bid For Presidency!

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Wonkette’s “Polaroid Liz” Glover is up at New York City’s Fashion Week, with all the famous Movie Stars and popular musicians and various other hobos! Aside from looking at all the pretty new clothes, Liz harassed these celebrities about their presidential endorsements. Nicky Hilton is oblivious to everything, Maggie Gyllenhaal is a mute, and Pharrell Williams wants to know what Liz thinks. Clearly none of them know that there’s an election this year, because celebrities aren’t very smart.


NEW HAMPSHIRE

Will Polaroid Liz Get a Blimp Ride?

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

ronliz2.jpgHey, remember when Polaroid Liz asked Ron Paul if she could ride the Paultard blimp and he was like, “I dunno lady”? Well, it seems Paultard blimp central has finally caved in and offered her a ride above Dixie in the majestic “Beer Goggle Ron Paul” hovercraft. MORE »