Tag: poland

Let’s Teach Republicans Why Preserving Confederate Statues Isn’t Like Preserving Auschwitz!

The 'we should remember history even if it's bad' thing doesn't exactly work when the 'bad' history is riding triumphantly on a horse.

Trump Did His Kid’s Russia Homework! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug 1, 2017

Trump does Little Donnie's Russian homework, Republicans try to move from healthcare, and Eric Trump tells Hannity about his dad's loads. Your morning news brief.

Enter The Mooch. Wonkagenda For Monday, July 24, 2017

Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.

Polish Crowds Cheer Trump, As Ordered

Twenty-three percent of Poles love Donald Trump! And they all showed up for his big party!

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

Louisiana Republican Fails Auschwitz 101: Never Record Political Videos In A Gas Chamber

How Not To Comport Yourself At Auschwitz.
This friggin' guy

President Of Earth Donald J. Trump To America’s NATO Allies: Drop Dead

Donald Trump has some new ideas about the U.S. commitment to the NATO alliance. They are ridiculous, frightening thoughts.

Daily Caller And RedState Post Thoughtful Reactions To Dallas Police Shootings, Wait What?

The editor of National Review Online also had something decent to say!

Five Dallas Cops Killed By Sniper Who Wanted Race War. Joe Walsh Says He’s IN!

Gunmen fired on Dallas police Thursday night following a protest march, killing five and wounding seven.
He's a very talented guy; he'll be able to pull it off.

James O’Keefe’s Shoddy George Soros Spywork Even Lamer Than We’d Imagined

With James O'Keefe's botched attempt to infiltrate George Soros's Open Society Foundations, we learn (again) just what a shoddy amateur spy he is.
No, not this guy

Actual Nazi Sentenced To Prison For Genocide, Obamacare

Nazis, amirite? Cramming gay marriage down everyone's throats, handing out taxpayer-funded sexxxytime abortion pills to corrupt your innocent virginal daughters, socializing healthcare, saying mean things on the internet about Christian pizza parlor owners* -- and oh yeah, murdering millions of...
Happy birthday, you young thing!

President Obama Is Maybe Cool With You Tokin’ Up, For Your ‘Health’

If the President Barry H. Bamz (D-Choom Gang) thinks medical marijuana might be good for you, who are we to argue? CNN's chief medical correspondent Sanjay Gupta, a vocal supporter of the legalization of medical marijuana, asks Obama in the...
Much more fun than dumb old dinosaur bones.

Did You Misplace Your Dildo During The 18th Century? If So, Good News!

They found it! You're not getting it back, though, so don't rush out for a bottle of lube yet. Yes, archaeologists have discovered a very well-preserved 250-year-old dildo in an old latrine in Gdańsk, Poland. It is very ... well, it's...
There is a certain cockeyed logic to it...

Derp Roundup: Rand Paul Explains How Not Deporting People Is Just Like WW II Internment Camps

Yes, it's another Derp Roundup, where we steam-clean our browser tabs of stories that were too stupid to ignore, mix the slurry with booze, and serve it up to you. Consume carefully! Our Top Derp comes from Rand...
Romance, my ass

Rachel Maddow Brings You A Tale Of Polish Teabaggers Vs. Amorous Donkeys

From Thursday's Rachel Maddow Show, a story of love, loss, and redemption from Poznan, Poland. In its farm animal exhibit, the Poznan Zoo has a pair of donkeys, Napoleon and Antosia, who really like each other. They're inseparable. So...