Tag: poetry

Happy Friday, Kids! We actually have a veritable plethora of commenting prizes this week, thanks to our having the brilliant idea of holding contest-like...

The children of South Windsor, Connecticut, are at long last safe from the pernicious influence of David Olio, who has been forced to resign...

Wonkette is very excited to let everyone know that Bradlee Dean, our hilarious bestie who is also a religious rights activist, has written a...

Maya Angelou died Tuesday at her home in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, following a long illness. She leaves behind a list of accomplishments that threatened...

Feeling helpless in the wake of the horrible events of last week, in which a terrorist attack killed three and injured hundreds, loathed songstress...

Matt Drudge, long known as the man behind the homepage of the Internet for people who still think it's 1998, has recently taken to...

A bunch of decrepit rednecks fantasizing about mass murder is a common enough occurrence in North Georgia (your Wonkette bookman knows this from lifelong...

Are you a small business owner looking (now that our economy is in Recovery) to hire an actual destroyer of human beings for your...

We realize that today is 9/11 Eve, and you are planning on spending your evening with friends and family in merriment. Sadly, this has...

Usually, Barry Can You Hear Me? entails a frame-by-frame analysis of official White House videographer Arun Chaudhary's West Wing Week, which is like Triumph...

We have infiltrated TeamSarah.org, the Internet's top repository of Sarah Palin crap, and boy oh boy is it majestic. There are 35,000 blog posts...

Once upon a time in America, there lived a peanut farmer and known Georgian named James Earl Carter. He became world-famous because he was...

Watch maudlin narcissist Roland Burris read a "health care-themed" iteration of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" on the Senate floor. "We'll clog up the...

Al Gore wrote a very earnest poem, which is the #1 thing you can do to not get made fun of, in any context....

In the ninth circle of Hell, just between the usurers and the winged demon Satan flapping his wings in that frozen pond, lies a...

Here is a true story about poets: they are all a bunch of whining pussies, except for Jane Kenyon, Robert Frost, and the two...

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