poems

REMAINDERS 2:00 pm September 14, 2009

It Is Not Too Late To Send This Important 9/11 Blog Poem To Your Loved Ones

You know what was posted on Andrew Breitbart’s masterful Big Hollywood blog last Friday? Oh, nothing much, except maybe the best poem since Hamlet and The Wasteland and Jesus combined! It is about 9/11, which was the date last Friday, to be sure.

OUR CULTURE IN DECLINE 5:17 pm December 17, 2008

Elitist Obama Inaugural Will Feature Poetry

by Sara K. Smith

Here is a true story about poets: they are all a bunch of whining pussies, except for Jane Kenyon, Robert Frost, and the two guys who played the precogs in Minority Report. When JFK asked Robert Frost to read a poem at his swearing-in, Robert Frost wrote a poem specifically for the purpose and then [...]

TOO GOOD 7:32 pm June 16, 2008

‘Big John’ Cornyn Creates Comical ‘Western’ Montage Of Self

by Jim Newell

Big John Cornyn had to speak at a convention, Oh my, what to say, with all that attention! He queried his staff, they dwelled on the matter, ‘Til finally they settled on iambic quadrameter! “A cowboy to narrate! Some bales of hay!” Then Cornyn responded, “but isn’t that gay?” “Nay” said his staffers, “It’s rugged, [...]

PRESS 1:55 pm April 16, 2008