• A VERY SPECIAL PODCAST: This is a recording of that panel your editor attended a month or so back at South by Southwest. Alas, people shouting from the audience didn’t get picked up by the microphones, so you don’t hear all of Obama’s Web people gleefully pointing out the Republican nerds sitting a row behind them, sulking about the mockery of their earnest efforts to Rebuild the Party. All you hear is one Sara K. Smith whooping with joy for no apparent reason. [Suxorz 2.0 at SXSW]

• Under the Dome: House Republicans offer podcasts of their news briefings. [The Hill]
• Page Six: Condoleezza Rice has visited new Fifth Avenue spa favored by Lindsay Lohan, Carson Kressley. . . New Yorker fiction editor compares Bush’s reelection to 9/11. [NYP, NYP]
• Rush & Molloy: Chelsea Clinton “spent most of her time cuddling and dancing with a large, sweaty man” at a Las Vegas party. . . Bill O’Reilly enjoyed parts of George Clooney’s latest flick, “Good Night and Good Luck.” [NYDN]