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Tag: plutocrats

Donald Trump Loves Foreign Workers When They Work For Donald Trump

You would assume, since Donald Trump has made kicking foreigners in the teeth -- particularly foreigners who take jobs that should be kept sacrosanct for workers here in the good old U.S. of A -- a centerpiece of his frighteningly and...
This fuckin' guy.

Texas Oil Heir Finds Secret Of Happiness: Murdering Endangered Rhinos

There are, like, 5,000 black rhinos left in the wild, tops. And now there's one fewer, thanks to Texas oil heir Corey Knowlton, who legally shot an endangered black rhino and then legally brought it back to the United...

Romney Fans To Gobble Down Sex Pills At Posh Fundraiser

Real Americans everywhere are recoiling in disgust at Mitt Romney's latest campaign move: He's inviting the wealthiest plutocrats to dine with him on Star Island, a literally insular retreat of the rich and powerful near Miami. The fat...

‘Heartless Plutocrat Magazine’ Names Texas Best State For Heartless Plutocrats And Their Serfs

You guys, Chief Executive magazine, the #1 magazine for Chief Executives by Chief Executives that isn't Forbes, has studied each and every one of the states of this great union of ours to determine which one is best, for...

Fat-Cat President Signs Big Book Deal While People Starve

Barack Obama once again demonstrated his callous unconcern for the American people by signing a major book deal right before he was sworn into office. Obama received a $500,000 advance for a middle-school reader's version of Dreams From My...

But How Will Our Nation’s Downtrodden Plutocrats Fare Under New Stimulus Bill?

Aaargh NUMBERS ARE CONFUSING. This morning we have two (2) bits of information regarding what will happen to America's fabulously wealthy Wall Street executives if and when the stimulus bill becomes a law. But it is sort of complicated,...

Insane Plutocrat Thinks Someone From Craigslist Will Go For This

Well this is the shadiest sentence ever written: "Located in the heart of DC on embassy road –where all of the embassy’s are." Hmm, wonder if that's near Embassy Row, where there are also a lot of embassies? Another...

Michelle Obama Wears Expensive Jewelry, Just Like Republicans!

Michelle Obama is worse than Cindy McCain times Sarah Palin divided by Imelda Marcos times one million. Her election-night earrings cost a reported $11,000 -- approximately twice what a healthy human kidney will fetch on the black market! This...

Virginia Governor Tim Kaine Cracks Wise About John McCain’s Millions Of Homes

OK, now that thing Peggy Noonan wrote about Tim Kaine's hair makes sense. But that is not the point! The point is Tim Kaine made a crack about how John McCain can't count very high, because John McCain is...