WASHINGTON, DC, 07:57 PM, TUE OCTOBER 7 | Advertise on Wonkette | tips@wonkette.com | SUBMIT A TIP | RSS

Posts Tagged ‘please kill me’

Oh, Here’s McCain Saying ‘Lipstick On A Pig’ About Famous Woman Hillary Clinton

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008


Ugh. We hate to add anything to today’s bullshit “THAT’S OFFENSIVE” fake outrage from McCain’s bizarre campaign, but here’s video of Ol’ Man Walnuts saying today’s “I am now pretending there is something unique or weird about this common phrase” saying, about respected woman Hillary Clinton, complete with some humorless libtard’s “Pop Up Video”-esque captioning. Whatever. [YouTube]


Live From The Reagan Library: GOP Candidates Talking About Reagan!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

He took a face from the Ancient Gallery ...Jesus, another debate? Didn’t we just have about 17 consecutive nights of debates in South Carolina and Florida? Well, now it’s back to the Ronald Reagan Library and Giant Prop Air Force One Plane for what will be a glorious night if only because Rudy Giuliani will not be on the stage talking about how he saved 9/11 from Islamofascism. Or maybe he will! You never know! Break out your prescription painkillers and we’ll all meet back here for liveblogging action at the usual hour.
Reagan Library Debate [Ron Paul Forums]


Happy Almost Fourth of July, Losers!

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

Ha Hah! - WonketteNumber of pardons Bush has granted:
113, less than any president in a century.
Number of pardons Bush has denied:
More than 1,000.
Number of commutation requests Bush has denied:
More than 4,000.
Commuting Cheney’s henchman’s prison sentence right after the bail appeal is denied by the U.S. Court of Appeals:
Fuck you, America! MORE »