Tag: playgirl

Levi Johnston Broke After Squandering Playgirl Pay On Boats And Guns And Stuff

It's been a fun few years, but now Levi Johnston, once and future sperm gifter extraordinaire, has joined every other 22-year-old in America and become broke and a tenant in his mother's home. According to a report in US...

One of Michele Bachmann’s 10,000 Children Refuses To Pose For Playgirl

Playgirl is still alive somehow. And we guess it's because it does stuff like this: finding Michele Bachmann's 28-year-old son and asking him to pose nude in their publication, for publicity. He said no, of course. But considering Bachmann...

Mean Old Wasilla Mayor (Not Sarah) Calls Levi a Dumb Nudist

Good god, we've gone several hours without a Levi Johnston update! Yesterday, we all learned of Young Levi's political plans: He wants to run for mayor of Wasilla, because he heard about this other idiot who managed to become...

Levi Johnston’s Got a Towel Over His Junk

UPDATE: Really, a guy with his business covered by a big old towel is "not safe for work" now? WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA, etc., but if a nation's few remaining employed people can't practice their love on a...

A HOCKEY STICK! The lucky object that Levi Johnston oriented around his naked body in such a way as to accentuate his penis or clean fingernails or whatever in the sex pictures he's doing. Congratulations to a hockey stick,...

LEVI JOHNSON IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN EVERYONE YOU KNOW COMBINED: "'He's pumped! He's ready to shock the world. The hell with fifteen minutes,' Jones told Us over the phone. 'As a matter of fact, when I picked...

JESUS CHRIST, THIS WAS OLD NEWS: YES FINE OKAY TIPSTERS, Levi Johnston is going to be nakey in Playgirl, according to the new story that is the exact same thing as the story from several weeks ago. See? Lauri...

What Will Levi Johnston Use To Hide His Schlong?

Our little Levi Johnston is known for one thing, and that's putting his wang into Sarah Palin's teen-aged daughter's hoohah. AND YET ... his Playgirl pictorial will be ruined by some type of duck blind over his ding-dong. But...

Levi Johnston To Pose Nearly Nude For Gay Website

Sarah Palin's least-favorite almost-son-in-law Levi Johnston will not vanish from the public eye, ever! He's doing a photoshoot with a website called Playgirl, which, despite its gender specific name, is actually a site for gay men who like to...