Tag: platform

Stand Up For God By Giving Allen West Your Money

Remember when we told you about how the DNC delegates did that voice vote about putting God and Jerusalem in the platform, and the mayor of Los Angeles just made up the results, and then it kind of looked...

GOP Platform Jerk Does Douchey Fist Pump Over Denying DC Representation Forever

Here is a video of a man -- looks like, but is not, Hugh Hewitt -- droning on and on all Bueller-styley about how of course the GOP platform shouldn't "dilute" the representation the citizens of DC already have...

Texas GOP Will Literally And Non-Metaphorically Ban Critical Thinking In Schools

Hooray! The Texas GOP has published its 2012 platform! It's a bonanza for list-makers, from Think Progress to Comedy Central, because it's just THAT FULL of crazy. It’s a veritable Boffo’s Joke Emporium Grab-Bag of lunacy: we’ve got pledges...