We were convinced it was some deranged “Evangelicals For Mitt” fantasy, but it turns out that the ridiculous “Billy Clinton and some ladies on a collector’s plate” is actually the real, true cover of TIME Magazine this week. And somewhat tweaking the usual habit, this week the European and South Pacific editions also get the stupid fucking feature cover story with the stupid fucking plate cover, while the Asian edition gets the sad face of Japan’s ex-prime minister Shinzo Abe “Lincoln,” who was sent to the crazy house after destroying his government the day after 9/11.

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Earlier: WTF, TIME?