Some company called the Markham Group, which organized political events for Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, has bought the domain HRC2012.com. Obviously this means that Hillary Clinton still plans on sabotaging Barack Obama’s presidential bid by sending a complimentary copy of the New Yorker to every resident of Pennsylvania, West Virginia, and Indiana, so that John McCain can get elected in November, so that he can perish in office and be replaced by a lame-duck Vice President Charlie Crist, so that she can win the 2012 election in a walk — none of which would be possible if the Markham Group had not bought this very special domain name. [Marc Ambinder]

It appears the Democrats have come up with an absurdly constipated boondoggle of a convention that will show Americans, once again, exactly why they don’t like electing Democrats. From the massive expense to the terrible lack of planning to the weird diktat about frigging food colors, this whole thing confirms everyone’s worst suspicions about Democrats being spendthrift hippies with the souls of incompetent Soviet bureaucrats. The reporting on this clusterfuck reads like the paranoid scribblings of Rush Limbaugh on a three-day Oxycontin bender. Let’s review the ridiculousness together. MORE »