Tag: planned parenthood

Silly Paul Ryan ‘Dabs’ While Taking Healthcare From Millions Of Americans

Paul Ryan had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad town hall last night.

Trump Health Policy Team Adds Transphobic Dingbat Who Thinks Birth Control Causes Abortions! :D

Katy Talento thinks birth control causes "abortions" and that trans people are just crazy.

Finally, A Way To Send Donald Trump A Bunch Of Pussy!

At last, a holiday gift Trump will love so much!

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

Obama Saves Planned Parenthood From Trump’s Grabby Hands! (At Least For A Minute!)

If Trump wants to kill Planned Parenthood, he's going to have to TRY HARDER.

Carly Fiorina Might Make A Great Director Of National Intelligence To Keep Us Safe From Demon Sheep

Carly Fiorina will make up the best possible intelligence America could ever want.

Here Is Where To Throw All Your Cash Money For #GivingTuesday (OW! OW! STOP IT! DON’T STOP!)

OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.
Sheriffs don't have to know nothing 'bout birthing no babies

Team Of Evils: It’s Gonna Be A ‘Dead Baby In the Jail Cell’ Kind Of Day

Hey! We found a sheriff worse than Joe Arpaio!
Yes, he's a monster

Let’s Put Medicare-Frauding Florida Gov. Rick Scott In Charge Of Medicare, Oh Yeah Baby

There's a certain poetry to this. Very bad poetry.

Judge Rules Planned Parenthood May Now Tap Dance On Mississippi’s Face

Mississippi tried to prevent Medicaid funds from going to Planned Parenthood, failed.
Wait, she lets her kid stand WHERE?

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 7, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Mike Pence ‘Compassionately’ Wants To Nationalize Your Uterus

Mike Pence doesn't 'balance' his faith with public policy. He uses his faith as a weapon against women.

Lady With Boner About College Paper Sex Column For Montana Supreme Court!

Should I vote for Kristen Juras? Do I hate gay marriage and sex? Then probably yes!
The senator and the trivia question answer.

You Got Your Seattle Drinky Thing In My Senate Sunday! Two Great Tastes, Etc., Etc

They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.

Your Senate Sunday: Oregon’s Ron Wyden Probably Not In Much Danger From ‘Blah Blah Blah’ Dude

U.S. Senator Ron Wyden probably won't have to worry about losing his seat to a perennial Oregon candidate who's most famous for storming out of a candidate forum.