Tag: planned parenthood

He seems nice.

Let’s LOL At Donald Trump’s Maybe Vice Presidential Pick Mike Pence, Who Is A Idiot!

We got all your sexxxy dirt on Mike Pence RIGHT HERE.

Deleted Comments: Oh, Goody, It’s Time For ‘Pro-Lifers’ To Carry Out Some Vigilante Justice

Our deleted commenters' try some verbal fireworks, and blow off their own fingers. Don't try this at home!
At least now and then

Sorry, Florida, You Can’t Tell Women To Get Their Lady Bits Checked At The Dentist Anymore

Oh look, another mean federal judge has thrown out ANOTHER dumb state's dumb new law. Seems to be a common theme today!

Can This Nice Trans Lady Beat Gross Teabagger GOP Sen. Mike Lee In November?

Misty K. Snow MAKES HISTORY as the first major party trans U.S. Senate Candidate. Hooray, Misty!
Could we borrow a little of that Ebola panic?

House GOP Knows What’s Worse Than Deformed Zika Virus Babies, And It Is Planned Parenthood

The GOP can't be bothered to save the Zika babies, because they're too busy saving the babies from Planned Parenthood! Wait, what?

Donald Trump’s New BFF Thinks It’s Cool To Murder Abortion Doctors, Isn’t That Nice?

Let's get acquainted with Trump's new pal Troy Newman, president of Operation Rescue!

‘Pro-Life’ Asswipes Are Inside Your iPhone, Begging You Not To ‘Bort Your Baby

Hey look, a whole new level of doxxing!

Dead Breitbart Appalled By Hillary Staffer’s Dirty F*cking Potty Mouth

If there's one thing we can all agree on at Wonkette, it's that the only thing worse than a lady is a cusser. Make that a cussing lady and we run for the hills! So we empathize with what Dead...
You have to admit it's a nice hat

Rightwing Senator Isakson Maybe Not Insane Enough For Georgia. Your Senate Sunday!

Our weekly tour of the 2016 Senate races visits Georgia, where a political novice is running a longshot campaign to unseat a two-term Republican incumbent. Needless to say, it's a bit messier than that.

Donald Trump Suddenly Part Of Arkansas Senate Race, Maybe

Who'd have figured Donald Trump would become a pivotal issue in the Arkansas Senate race?

This Pastor Wants To Show You His Penis At Target To Prove Other People Are Predators

Oh look, it's another TOTALLY NORMAL REACTION to how Target has issued a policy that says people can use whichever restroom matches their gender identity. We are beginning to wonder what wingnuts actually do in the bathroom, because for a...

Florida Woman Scalds Rick Scott In Starbucks, With Words

Here's this week's excellent Speaking Truth To Bat Boy viral video, recorded by lucky bystander Stephen Bender and posted to the YouTubes. It features a Starbucks customer (later identified as Cara Jennings, "a former Lake Worth city commissioner and...
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Hillary Clinton, Bad Feminist

You might think Hillary Clinton is a feminist, but you are wrong. This week, she said "the unborn person does not have constitutional rights," and said "person" instead of "fetus." Then she said you can be a feminist and...
Donald Trump with his First Lady AKA his daughter.

Donald Trump Would Have Classiest, Most Elegant Abortions, Just Terrific

<a href="http://wonkette.com/600212/donald-trump-will-bomb-sht-out-of-ladies-who-have-abortions-murder-their-families"></a>What does Donald Trump believe about abortion? Donald Trump does not know. Last Wednesday, he set the internet aflame when he said that hey, if abortion is a crime, then somebody (THE LADY!) should be punished for criming....