Tag: planned parenthood

Here Is Where To Throw All Your Cash Money For #GivingTuesday (OW! OW! STOP IT! DON’T STOP!)

OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.
Sheriffs don't have to know nothing 'bout birthing no babies

Team Of Evils: It’s Gonna Be A ‘Dead Baby In the Jail Cell’ Kind Of Day

Hey! We found a sheriff worse than Joe Arpaio!
Yes, he's a monster

Let’s Put Medicare-Frauding Florida Gov. Rick Scott In Charge Of Medicare, Oh Yeah Baby

There's a certain poetry to this. Very bad poetry.

Judge Rules Planned Parenthood May Now Tap Dance On Mississippi’s Face

Mississippi tried to prevent Medicaid funds from going to Planned Parenthood, failed.
Wait, she lets her kid stand WHERE?

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Mike Pence ‘Compassionately’ Wants To Nationalize Your Uterus

Mike Pence doesn't 'balance' his faith with public policy. He uses his faith as a weapon against women.

Lady With Boner About College Paper Sex Column For Montana Supreme Court!

Should I vote for Kristen Juras? Do I hate gay marriage and sex? Then probably yes!
The senator and the trivia question answer.

You Got Your Seattle Drinky Thing In My Senate Sunday! Two Great Tastes, Etc., Etc

They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.

Your Senate Sunday: Oregon’s Ron Wyden Probably Not In Much Danger From ‘Blah Blah Blah’ Dude

U.S. Senator Ron Wyden probably won't have to worry about losing his seat to a perennial Oregon candidate who's most famous for storming out of a candidate forum.
There's no war on women. Maybe some casualties, but no war.

Texas Defunding Of Planned Parenthood Improving Women’s Health By Killing Them

After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!
Abortion Industrial Complex strikes again!

All Charges Dropped Against ‘Journalists’ Who Made Up Planned Parenthood ‘Baby Parts’ Story

Thanks to a technicality, felony charges have been dropped against the 'journalists' who made misleading videos claiming Planned Parenthood sold fetal parts for research
No, Bill, we haven't forgotten.

DNC Night Two: How Many Hours Will Bill Clinton Talk Tonight? Here Is Your Livebloog!

Night Two of the DNC started with the formal nomination of Hillary Clinton as U.S. America's first female major party nominee
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Tim Kaine Pretty Good On Abortion For Middle Aged Catholic Dude

Before we start pooping on him, let's first stipulate that both I and Yr Editrix are very happy with the Kaine pick. His first speech as Hillary's running mate was shockingly good. Not only was he good, but the...

Oh Hey Philadelphia, Wonkette Is Inside You, Like A Romance Lover

OOH YOU LIKE PICTURES OOH THEY MAKE YOU SO 'SCITED.

RNC Day One Round-Up: Here Are The Hottest Cops We’ve Seen So Far

You guys, Cleveland is NUTS. And also kinda chill, also too.