Tag: planned parenthood

These are not the KKKinder and Gentler Hello KKKitties

Nice ‘Anti-Abortion Feminist’ Lady Just Wants White Homeland. YOU’RE The Racist.

It's a good thing she's not racist, because that might undermine her ethnonationalism.
#MAGA?

Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You!

Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'!

Senate Sunday: In Tennessee, It’s Former Gov. Phil Bredesen Vs. Actual Crazy Person Marsha Blackburn

A Democratic majority in the Senate would be terrific. Getting Marsha Blackburn out of Congress would be a nice bonus.

Nobody Told Us The Surgeon General Was SO EFFING HOT

A shallow blog post about a very serious topic!
Not the brightest boy

And Now, A Timely Reminder That Jared Kushner Is A Goddamn Moron

Also a mansplaining doucherocket!

NRA Didn’t Use Any Dirty Russian Money In 2016 Election … Oh You Mean THAT Dirty Russian Money?

No fucking idea what's going on here. Bet Robert Mueller knows, though!
Don Blankenship at a -- get this -- Labor Day event.

Jailbird Coal CEO Don Blankenship Ready To Blow Up US Senate

You want deplorable? He's your guy!

Trump Just Yammering About Some Made-Up Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 15, 2018

Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.

Senate Sunday: In Florida, It’s Bill Nelson Versus Voldemort

You know what this country really doesn't need? Senator Bat Boy. Ick.

Trump Family Planning Strategy Will Have All Your 16-Year-Olds Pragnet IN NO TIME!

On the other hand, this may be great news for Bayer.

Robert Mueller Over-Serves Sam Nunberg. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 6, 2018

Special guest star Sam Nunberg melts down, Republicans are desperate to stop the trade war, and West Virginia teachers are STILL standing tall! Your morning news brief.

2018 Midterm Madness: Democrats In Texas’ 7th Shooting Rockets Up John Culberson’s Lazy Ass.

John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.

College Student Has Shitfit About ‘Shithole’ Group After Shitty Diaper Protest Goes Poof

Kaitlin Bennett did not feel adequately supported by the organization after people on the internet made fun of her protest against 'safe spaces.'

New York Times Continues Long Strange Journey Into What Even The Fuck

Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.
Older siblings always seem a little weird

Missouri Women Won’t Have To Get Their Demons Ultrasounded. Thanks, Satanic Temple!

The Satanic Temple is graduating from awesome religious-freedom stunts to activist lawsuits -- and they scored a partial victory yesterday.