planned parenthood
Virginia Loses Its Damn Mind, Steals Control of Crazy Train
Don’t look now, kids, but Virginia has turned the corner and gone nuts. Seriously, it has gone It-Puts-The-Lotion-On-Its-Skin crazy. In just the past week, it has come to light that GOP nominees to state office and elected officials want to: force women who have miscarriages to report it to law enforcement officers; compared Planned Parenthood [...]
Insane ‘Life League’ Deeply Butthurt: NY Times Rejected Dumb Ad Saying Planned Parenthood Gives Porn To Kids
(Video may be NSFW if your place of employment considers tiny cartoon genitalia pornographic) You may have thought that we had something called “Freedom of the Press” here in America, but it turns out that there is no freedom for people who simply want to buy an ad in the New York Times to explain [...]
President Obama To Eat Live Fetuses on TV Or Something Like That
Clutch your pearls and bring out the smelling salts, because this is sure to make fetus fetishists get all faint and outraged and stabby (or clinic bomby — for life, of course): Planned Parenthood Federation of America announced today that President Barack Obama will deliver the keynote address at the organization’s annual gala dinner in [...]
Idiot Republican Excited to End Non-Existent Federal Funding of Abortion
Oh hey look! It’s Idiot Republican Saying Stupid Shit o’clock again. This time, it’s Rep. Marsha Blackburn’s turn again, as usual. Give someone else a turn once a while, Marsha! She’s just so greedy: “I think that what you’re going to see with the [Kermit] Gosnell case is people will focus on, yes, the regulations, [...]
Arkansas Senate Votes To Cut Sex Ed Funding So It Can Be No. 1 At Teen Pregnancy
Say this for Arkansas Republicans: They sure are ambitious! When they’re not busy banning abortion over and over and over again, they are hard at work thinking up clever new ways to have more teen moms, please. Yes, Arkansas already has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation — it’s no New [...]
Hero Oregon Math Teacher Suspended Just For Telling Students Planned Parenthood Would Turn Them Into Streetwalking Prosties!
Well here is another fine howdeyedo! Bill Diss, a computer and math teacher in Portland, Oregon, has been suspended just because (according to the district) he is unprofessional and intimidating and harassing and told his students they would end up on “82nd Avenue” (WHERE THE WHORES ARE) if they joined the “Let’s Not Get Pregnant [...]
Texas Doctor Senator Idiot Lady Says No Abortions Because Men Bleed From Their Butts
Texas state Senator Donna Campbell isn’t trying to shut down abortion completely, we assume, since that would be unconstitutional. (She is totally trying to shut down abortion completely.) She would just, as a doctor and a woman, prefer it if the great state of Texas require that abortion clinics meet the regulatory standards for surgical [...]
Fired Wingnut Komen Lady Karen Handel Challenges Planned Parenthood To Bitch-Slap Contest
Oh, early 2012, we already miss you. At least in February 2012, we were well rid of Karen Handel, the then-vice president of Susan G. Komen for the Cure. Remember Karen? She’s the delightfully (?!) wingnutty anti-choice zealot that came up with the unbelievably genius plan to strip Planned Parenthood of monies for breast cancer [...]
Oregon Man Protesting To Save God’s Precious Rape-Babies Stabs Other Man Seven Times
Well this does not seem so loving and joyful and Christ-like, but hey, what do we know. An Oregon man who is not Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin, or Indiana Senate candidate Richard Mourdock, and who’s been protesting for months outside a Planned Parenthood that doesn’t even offer abortion services got into a small bit [...]
Totally Sane New Randall Terry Ad Says Samuel L. Jackson Is Genociding Black Babies
So, this Randall Terry ad, airing in Florida, is sort of like those commercials for DishTV or whatever that draw a line from not having cable to being in prison forever for raping and murdering your son-in-law? Those are supposed to be funny (though they exclusively fail). This one, we think, is DEADLY SERIOUS. In [...]
Barack Obama Racistly Kills Babies That Look Like Congressman’s Babies
Breaking news out of Kansas: There is a politician there who hates abortion. That politician, in this case, is Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-MLK Memorial), who hates it so much he’s come up with an almost new way of explaining the situation: Obama is as racist as Planned Parenthood, which is to say, really racist. “I [...]
We Think We Can All Agree 83-Year-Old Ladies Can Spit On Whomever They Like
We are quite sure that we are supposed to be very ANGRY at this 83-year-old lady for Crimes Against Civility (spitting in the face of a Woman for Romney). “Why are you against Planned Parenthood?” the old lady asks. “Women are in need…” The rest of her plaintive statement is drowned out by broads trying [...]
Nice North Carolina Lawmaker Calls Your Planned Parenthood Nurse Practitioner A ‘Murderer For Hire’
Good morning, ladiez! Have you been in for your wellness checkup at your favorite Planned Parenthood center lately? Don’t forget, you are supposed to get your pap and your breasties checked once or twice a year or something, and also probably let a nice nurse practioner take a look at your plumbing. You have? GOOD! [...]
Campbell Brown Wouldn’t Hurt Planned Parenthood If It Didn’t Make Her So Mad
Did you ever wonder why the GOP seems determined to defund Planned Parenthood and wage constant and consistent attacks on women’s health care? Good, because Campbell Brown, former CNN anchor and the wife of a Romney advisor, has the answer for you: it’s not because of a war on caterpillars women, it’s because Planned Parenthood [...]
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