Bob Dylan will have to write his next album about the terrible mice plague sweeping the nation of Australia, and by “the nation” we of course refer to “a single nursing home in Queensland.” Still, we must ask the important question: if the pig AIDS doesn’t kill us, will the mouse plague do it instead? MORE »

French right-winger Jean-Marie Le Pen accurately described the 9/11 death toll as equal to the monthly death toll in Iraq, so God (who causes global warming because it pleases Him) sent a plague of Giant Hornets to smite the French … because God is American. Thanks, Drudge! MORE »