Wonkette

We are only two days away from The Wedding, and there are simply too many questions remaining! Will Jenna run off at the altar, like Julia Roberts does in all those movies? How hot will Lauren be dressed? Which pizza chains will whore themselves out shamelessly in a losing attempt to cater the reception? Oh look, we already know the answer to that last one! MORE »

A new smartass Pizza Hut ad splices together various presidential candidates’ soundbites to make it sound like lower pizza prices are a pressing issue. Cute. But then it shows Dennis Kucinich mentioning “UFOs”, followed by a cutaway voiceover saying “CONFUSED?” That’s fucking unfair. That fattie Bill Richardson is clearly behind this, what with the tight race for sixth place heading into the home stretch.