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Posts Tagged ‘pizza’

Thanks For Bringing A Pizza To The Wheelchair Guy, New Hampshire!

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Hey, New Hampshire election officials, that is a great logo you’ve got going there. Let’s see, there’s a handicapped guy, and the nice election people have sent him a pizza, because he can’t get to the polling place in his wheelchair, which is probably a serious violation of federal and state access laws. (And thanks for the tip, “Louis J.”)


Barry Hussein Rocked Eagle Rock!

Monday, January 29th, 2007

Here in my car /I feel safest of all / I can lock all my doors / It's the only way to live In cars  - WonketteHaunting new revelations show that Barry Obama secretly attended a madrassa in Los Angeles, the so-called “Occidental” (which means Middle Eastern Muslim) College in the eastside neighborhood of Eagle Rock. Occidental is a perfectly respectable liberal-arts college with a real pretty campus, actually, and Obama went there for two years before transferring to Columbia. But for some reason, the college doesn’t show up on his official biography. Why the secret shame? MORE »


And We Still Can’t Get Decent Indian Without Leaving the Apartment

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

pizzaidf.jpgYeah, this is pretty much just what it says. We don’t have too much to say about it except to note that that picture is life-changing and, oh yes, there are burgers too. MORE »


Gossip Roundup: I Want To Eat Pizza Off Your Naked Body

Thursday, July 27th, 2006
  • Heard on the Hill: Let’s start with the best gossip first: “81-year-old father of Sen. Norm Coleman (R-Minn.) was cited for lewd and disorderly conduct after police arrested him allegedly having sex with a 38-year-old woman in a car outside a pizza joint.” [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Source: Giants slugger Barry Bonds was at Kelly’s Cajun Grill at the Pentagon City food court Tuesday, American Idol is coming to Capitol Hill in September for some kind of something involving America’s favorite couple, Mary Bono and Steny Hoyer. [WP]
  • Fox 411: George Clooney breaks up with Steven Soderbergh to start a new production company with Good Night, and Good Luck co-creator Grant Heslov. [FOXNews]
  • Page Six: Lindsay Lohan falls down again. [NYP]

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Gossip Roundup: Big Fish

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
  • Reliable Source: Some winners of the National Design Awards snubbed host Laura Bush by skipping the ceremony and writing her a snippy letter… Senator Lisa Murkowski caught a very large fish. [WP]
  • Heard on the Hill: The House Democratic Caucus’s first-ever “staff issues conference” was plagued by very late pizza, Republican free-loaders stealing said pizza… Senator Lisa Murkowski caught a very large fish. [Roll Call]
  • Under the Dome: Senator Lisa Murkowski caught a very large fish. [The Hill]
  • Daily Dish: John Dean, who says he is not a liberal, rates Dick Cheney a perfect 10 on the authoritarian scale. [NYDN]

Metro Section: Silver Linings and Clouds

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

* The downside of cherry blossom season: invasion of the tourists. Here’s a clever plan for dealing with them. [Rock Creek Rambler] MORE »