Pittsburgh. Drinky Thing. GO NOW.
Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!
GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.
No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.
For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.
In this corner: The Dream Marine VS the Bible-thumping torturer. A battle for Pennsyltucky!
GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE.
Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!
Bye, Earth! BYE!
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