Tag: pittsburgh

Steel Yourself For Wonkette’s Pittsburgh Drinky Thing, Right This Dang Afternoon!

Pittsburgh. Drinky Thing. GO NOW.

Chicago, Take Away The Greatest Part Of Me! (TONIGHT!)

Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!

MADISON, Wisconsin, Behold The Mermaid! (The Mermaid Is Wonkette, TONIGHT!)

GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.

Minneapolis/St. Paul, We’re Gonna Make It Tonight After All!

KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.

It Would Appear Our Boy Conor Lamb Kicked That Republican Dork’s Ass

Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.
And for what? For a little loud music. There's more to life than worrying about loud music, you know. Don'tcha know that?

Fargo, North Dakota, It’s A Beautiful Day!

No, it's Tuesday, not today. We just came early. It's a real problem sometimes.

Is Wonkette’s GET YOUR GUNS OFF MY LAWN Tour Coming At YOU NEXT WEEK? (Yes.)

For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!

Please Send Wonkette To The #Teens’ March For Our Lives, Because I Really Fucking Want To Go

YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.

2018 Midterm Madness: Conor Lamb, The Democratic Dream Marine In PA’s 18th

In this corner: The Dream Marine VS the Bible-thumping torturer. A battle for Pennsyltucky!

‘Pro-Life’ Congressman Quits To Spend More Time Begging Girlfriends To Have Abortions

Bye Tim Murphy, you hypocritical fuck!

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead

Bye, Earth! BYE!
sunny day? let's roll

Rich People Don’t Like Their Gelato Treats :/ And More In Your Class-War Roundup!

America is at its best when teaming up with its patriotic contractors to blow enormous piles of cash on military programs. And none blow more than the F-35. After 15 years of your standard cost overuruns and totally predictable...
Trash man

Donald Trump Is Best Populist Guy, Will Do Populism So Great Your Head Will Spin Right Off Your Body

On economy, Donald Trump is now running somewhat to Hugo Chavez's left

What Disgusting ‘Food’ Stuffs Are Sports Stadiums Shoving Into Your Faces Today?

Major League Baseball released its list of stadium foods last Thursday, and we have only one question: who the hell let Guy Fieri design every ballpark food in America? In their quest to push the boundaries of stadium food science,...