Tag: pittsburgh

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead

Bye, Earth! BYE!
sunny day? let's roll

Rich People Don’t Like Their Gelato Treats :/ And More In Your Class-War Roundup!

America is at its best when teaming up with its patriotic contractors to blow enormous piles of cash on military programs. And none blow more than the F-35. After 15 years of your standard cost overuruns and totally predictable...
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Donald Trump Is Best Populist Guy, Will Do Populism So Great Your Head Will Spin Right Off Your Body

On economy, Donald Trump is now running somewhat to Hugo Chavez's left

What Disgusting ‘Food’ Stuffs Are Sports Stadiums Shoving Into Your Faces Today?

Major League Baseball released its list of stadium foods last Thursday, and we have only one question: who the hell let Guy Fieri design every ballpark food in America? In their quest to push the boundaries of stadium food science,...
Wow, that's so controversial!

Pittsburgh Police Chief Says No To Racism. Cops As Fine With This As You’d Expect

Yet another leader of a large police department is learning that you'd better not ever suggest that racism is a thing that exists, or you will be accused of Disloyalty to the Thin-Skinned Blue Line. In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Police...

Author Of Excellent ‘Stop Being Gay’ Book Arrested For Molesting Teen Boy, Allegedly, Again

A Pittsburgh pastor who wrote a not-quite-bestselling book about his successful struggle to become a former gay has been arrested for sexually assaulting a teenaged boy. On the one hand, it looks like pretty strong evidence that attempts to...

Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: Austerity’s A Bitch And Then You Die

(Pittsburgh) A few days ago I was in Rome, now I'm in Pittsburgh. My serotonin level is in freefall. No, Pittsburgh's nice, really! The frutti di mare is good here. It's the jet lag and the hemorrhoidal bonfire in...

Scooter Road Rage Tragedy Narrowly Avoided

RABID SCOOTER DRIVERS ON THE LOOSE is how you should now think of America's highways, so please "watch out." A vehicle containing an injured Pittsburgh Pirates player and his family came under attack by a scooter driver who thought...

Pittsburgh, This Is Inconsistent!

Great photo here from Pittsburgh, the growing & thriving American business city! Huh? Oh, nevermind, 1958 ended a while ago. Tomorrow Pittsburgh will host the latest G20 conference, but NO FOREIGNS ALLOWED.

Evil Liberal Bloggers Strain Grassley, Specter Friendship, On Twitter

The clone armies of Markos Molasses, Matt "David" Yglesias and others are still in Pittsburgh playing grab-ass with the supposed racist Bill Clinton at this year's Netroots Nation conference. What the dickens are they hoping to achieve? Well this...

Cut-Nut Sent To Nut-Hut

Ashley Todd, the 20-year-old McCain volunteer who bravely attempted to incite a New American Race War with her fake story about getting mutilated by an angry black man and instead spawned a cheap Halloween costume trend, will not be...

BREAKING: McCAIN CUT-NUT MADE IT UP!

KDKA in Pittsburgh reports this BREAKING NEWS item: "A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police...

NICE TRY, FRAUDBOT: Oh looky, she's changed her story: "The student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, initially said a black man robbed her at knifepoint Wednesday night and then cut her cheek after seeing a McCain sticker on...

Could ‘The Mean Janitor’ Have Attacked This McCain Lady, Again?

Here's a video by Ashley Todd, the poor McCain volunteer who claims to have been carved up by Barack Obama in Western Pennsylvania, a region where McCain needs as many votes as possible now that he's tied his entire...