pittsburgh
Around The World With Lloyd Dangle: Austerity’s A Bitch And Then You Die
(Pittsburgh) A few days ago I was in Rome, now I’m in Pittsburgh. My serotonin level is in freefall. No, Pittsburgh’s nice, really! The frutti di mare is good here. It’s the jet lag and the hemorrhoidal bonfire in my ass that make me want to die. And my VISA bill. I asked an emaciated [...]
Scooter Road Rage Tragedy Narrowly Avoided
RABID SCOOTER DRIVERS ON THE LOOSE is how you should now think of America’s highways, so please “watch out.” A vehicle containing an injured Pittsburgh Pirates player and his family came under attack by a scooter driver who thought the family’s car was trying to kill him, so he followed them to a gas station [...]
Pittsburgh, This Is Inconsistent!
Great photo here from Pittsburgh, the growing & thriving American business city! Huh? Oh, nevermind, 1958 ended a while ago. Tomorrow Pittsburgh will host the latest G20 conference, but NO FOREIGNS ALLOWED. [Flickr]
Evil Liberal Bloggers Strain Grassley, Specter Friendship, On Twitter
The clone armies of Markos Molasses, Matt “David” Yglesias and others are still in Pittsburgh playing grab-ass with the supposed racist Bill Clinton at this year’s Netroots Nation conference. What the dickens are they hoping to achieve? Well this morning, during an address from former Republican sack o’ cancer Arlen Specter, they were able to [...]
BREAKING: McCAIN CUT-NUT MADE IT UP!
KDKA in Pittsburgh reports this BREAKING NEWS item: “A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed.” Ah HA HA HA HAH HAH. Do not try to bullshit [...]
NICE TRY, FRAUDBOT: Oh looky, she’s changed her story: “The student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, initially said a black man robbed her at knifepoint Wednesday night and then cut her cheek after seeing a McCain sticker on her car. Police say bank surveillance footage doesn’t show her at an ATM where she says [...]
Could ‘The Mean Janitor’ Have Attacked This McCain Lady, Again?
Here’s a video by Ashley Todd, the poor McCain volunteer who claims to have been carved up by Barack Obama in Western Pennsylvania, a region where McCain needs as many votes as possible now that he’s tied his entire election hopes to victory in that state. If Ashley’s story holds up, then you obviously shouldn’t [...]
Crazy Loser Commits Stupid Crimes To Defend Lame Elected Position, Goes To Jail
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