Tag: pinterest

Tom DeLay Has Hot New Consulting Firm Starring Tom DeLay

So, have you been dying to know what Tom DeLay has been up to these days? Hey, wait! Get back here. Just pretend you've been thinking about The Hammer aka The Exterminator aka The Indicted then Appealed then Exonerated aka The...
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Dude Caught Boning Goat, But It Probably Wasn’t Erick Erickson, Unless It Was

BREAKING ANIMAL SCHLONGING NEWS! We don't know if Erick Erickson nee RedState has traveled to Oklahoma recently, but a dude was caught doing sex to a goat in Oklahoma City on Christmas Eve, so it would be irresponsible not...
Hillz all like "YOU HEAR THIS CHICK? LOL!"

Benghazi GOP Congresslady Doesn’t Think You’re Very Funny, Hillary

Somewhere around the 178th hour of the Republican Benghazi committee's hearing, tentatively titled, "OOPS WE JUST MADE AN ELEVEN HOUR HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN AD, WE ARE FIRED," there was a moment of funsies! Remember the idiot Alabama Rep. Martha...
THOSE CRAZY KIDS!

Sad Mississippi Lovebirds Just Wanted ISIS Honeymoon Of Their Dreams, Is That Wrong?

KIDS THESE DAYS. These two crazy Mississippi kids, Jaelyn Delshaun Young and Muhammad Oka Dakhlalla, had it all, or so they thought. They were in love, they got married, they had planned to fake a honeymoon but instead go...

Elizabeth Warren, Dumb Duggars And A Bunch Of Republican Jerkoffs. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Hey Wonkers! It is Sunday, and we hope this post finds you fat and brunched up! We had quite a week, what with the first official debates of Fuckshow 2016. SPOILER ALERT: This campaign is going to be a...

Mitt Can’t Go Home Again

Mitt Romney is giving up on his roots, the Swedes are embarrassed, and ".pizza" is available as a domain name! It's a trippy day all around, folks. Mitt Romney is forsaking his home states Michigan, Massachusetts, and California, because he...

President Obama Now Your Sister-in-Law, Wasting All His Time on Pinterest

How is Barack Hussein NOOBAamA disgracing the Oval Office NOW? He is cold just sitting on Pinterest, swapping recipes for Obama cakes and "pinteresting" (?) dreamy window treatments and the softest pashminas! Why is Obama Pinteresting when gas prices...