Tag: pills

How could Ted Cruz fail to endorse Donald Trump? That is what Peggy Noonan would like to know.

Pro tip to potential criminal masterminds: If you're planning to go on a shoplifting spree, take the hidden Xanax tablets out of your butt first. Ginger...

Oh hi, Wonkers! Did you miss the BIG BREAKING NEWS about how John Boehner is going away? Yes, it is hilarious, and yes, yr Wonkette...

This week the internet has been doing a mighty good Two Minutes Hate against asshole pharmaceutical CEO Martin Shkreli, and for good reason, since...

When Trayvon Martin was killed, it looked really bad for George Zimmerman until it was discovered that he was fighting the savage effects of...

So, this is going badly: "Fire breaks out again at Fukushima's No. 4 reactor." That's a new fire. And U.S. surgeon general Regina Benjamin...

Self-proclaimed "street guy" who also is "chairman of a country club political party" Michael Steele is expected to say all sorts of preposterous things...

Well, this is nifty! Consumer Reports performs a valuable service for you, the consumer, by putting giant phalluses through the rigors of a public...

Thursday, early evening. She turns the key to her Dungeon of Medicines, an isolated pod floating atop the highest vistas of Park Avenue. It...

Whew, that was close. Goofy old national joke John "Walnuts!" McCain had threatened to skip tonight's debate unless he, uh, solved the Financial Crisis....

Thank you to reliable Wonkette Philly operative "D-mac" for sending us this image from the front page of philly.com earlier today. Ha, the "National...

Presidential trophy wife Cindy McCain, who already has 20 or 30 million bucks, is going to get another million -- from the sale of...

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