pigs
Tattooed Pig Urges Wonkabout To Leave DC (Goodbye Forever!)
Well hello! After two years of eating and drinking her way around this city so you could know which small plates, pork, hamburger or pizza establishment is worthy of your hard-earned disposable income, it is time for your Wonkabout to leave the playground that is D.C. She is off to learn things in grad school, [...]
Wonkette Harasses Attorney General Eric Holder At Washington Movie Premiere
So what does mysterious morning Wonkette editor Riley Waggaman do at night? He goes to celebrity events and basically attacks the Obama Administration, in person. City Paper reports: The guest list included plenty of actors (James McAvoy, Robin Wright, Kevin Kline, Tom Wilkinson, Evan Rachel Wood) and politicians (11 senators, 10 House members, one Supreme [...]
America Wins In Bay of Pigs 2.0
Friday, October 1: The best way to get people to go to a free museum? Set up a cash bar, sell some food, and hire a DJ of course! The National Portrait Gallery is hosting its very own after hours event this Friday from 5-8PM, since art looks its best at night and when enjoyed [...]
Disillusionment Is No Excuse To Not Drink, Eat, and Love Neocons
Pig Roasts: So what the economy is terrible, what really matters is that Washingtonians always, ALWAYS have an opportunity to eat pig. Oh look, here are a few of the thousands of upcoming pig-centric events: Pig-a-Palooza at Jackson 20 Restaurant on Wednesday, September 22 ($35 for all you can eat pork, ribs, potato salad, cole [...]
How Much Pork Is Too Much Pork?
Thursday, May 27: The second Sex and the City movie comes out on Thursday, which is a historic, important, life-changing event probably for no one in the Wonkette universe. But should you actually go see it — or, better yet, if you ever go to the movies in Chinatown and care to eat an elaborate [...]
And We Shall Give Ourselves Over To The Beasts
By the Comics CurmudgeonHa ha, another week gone, another week in which our economy and the posh lifestyle it has afforded us continues to circle the drain, leading us inevitably towards despair! This has of course led to much finger-pointing, recrimination, etc. Should Tim Geithner be in charge of the Treasury? Should the entire class [...]
Time Showcases Emaciated Pig On Cover
John McCain Celebrates April Fool’s Day
This Probably Isn’t The Eliot Spitzer/Ashley-Kristen Sex Tape
Feds Approve Cloned Meat & Milk! Hooray!
Angry Weirdos Kick Out 40% Of PA Incumbents
Discarded Hog Head Freaks Out NJ Politician
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