Tag: pigs

Who Wants To Hear Some Of Roger Ailes’s Pickup Lines, They Are Classy As Balls

Last week, we heard that Fox's Gretchen Carlson got shitcanned from her post-"Fox & Friends" show, "Dumb Bullshit With Gretchen Carlson But I Will Talk About Commonsense Gun Control At Least Once And Then Get Fired A Week Later,"...
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Chris Christie Throws New Jersey Lady-Pigs Under 2016 Campaign Bus

Chris Christie is a master of pre-presidential innovation. Having spent the 2014 midterm season hitting key states to campaign for Republican candidates, Christie has moved on to a bold new tactic: inviting Iowans to decide which laws are best for...

Tattooed Pig Urges Wonkabout To Leave DC (Goodbye Forever!)

Well hello! After two years of eating and drinking her way around this city so you could know which small plates, pork, hamburger or pizza establishment is worthy of your hard-earned disposable income, it is time for your Wonkabout...

Wonkette Harasses Attorney General Eric Holder At Washington Movie Premiere

So what does mysterious morning Wonkette editor Riley Waggaman do at night? He goes to celebrity events and basically attacks the Obama Administration, in person. City Paper reports: The guest list included plenty of actors (James McAvoy, Robin Wright, Kevin...

Horrible Things That Go In Your Mouth

By the Comics CurmudgeonThe Wonkette empire was of course built on ass-fucking, but the prudes of American journalism have a problem with depicting anal sex in mainstream political cartoons. This despite the fact that it's an act perfectly...

America Wins In Bay of Pigs 2.0

Friday, October 1: The best way to get people to go to a free museum? Set up a cash bar, sell some food, and hire a DJ of course! The National Portrait Gallery is hosting its very own...

Disillusionment Is No Excuse To Not Drink, Eat, and Love Neocons

Pig Roasts: So what the economy is terrible, what really matters is that Washingtonians always, ALWAYS have an opportunity to eat pig.  Oh look, here are a few of the thousands of upcoming pig-centric events: Pig-a-Palooza at Jackson 20...

How Much Pork Is Too Much Pork?

Thursday, May 27: The second Sex and the City movie comes out on Thursday, which is a historic, important, life-changing event probably for no one in the Wonkette universe. But should you actually go see it -- or, better...

American Sex Pigs

By the Comics Curmudgeon Oh, the noble pig! This beast is the cleverest and friendliest of your barnyard animals -- seriously, have you ever looked into the dim, soulless eyes of a cow or a chicken? -- and is...

And We Shall Give Ourselves Over To The Beasts

By the Comics CurmudgeonHa ha, another week gone, another week in which our economy and the posh lifestyle it has afforded us continues to circle the drain, leading us inevitably towards despair! This has of course led to...

Barry Brings Sexy Back To DC!

By the Comics CurmudgeonHey, how's what's-his-name doing, you know, the Muslim fellow? President Whosit? I guess there's some sort of stimulus thingie he's dealing with right now, and some tax-related dealies with the people he's trying to...