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Nice Christian Ladies One Million Moms Very Angry At All This Rampant Sexing of Talking Pigs

What are the three moms of One Million Moms yipping about today? Oh, just that Geico is trying to turn your little darlings into pig-fuckers, that is all, no big deal. The moms behind such classic press releases as “How to declare victory over Ellen Degeneres in three easy steps” and “I kissed a girl (and I didn’t like it)” have some thoughts on why you should not let your children fuck pigs, and neither trichinosis nor pig-fucking’s obvious unkosherness seems to make the cut. Read more on Nice Christian Ladies One Million Moms Very Angry At All This Rampant Sexing of Talking Pigs…
 

Ron Paul Advocates Government Slave Purchasing

Tim Russert had Ron Paul on Meet the Press this weekend to help confirm for the public (including my dad, who voted for Ross Perot in 1992) that Ron Paul is a complete fucking idiot. Bring on the spam, people, I said it. He, um, also suggested that the government should’ve bought more slaves and shit (and we’ve got video after the jump) Read more on Ron Paul Advocates Government Slave Purchasing…
 

Ron Paul Poses with Neo Nazi BFFs

Hey, who’re those dudes next to freedom-championer and lovable minx Ron Paul? Why they’re father-and-son combo Don (middle) and Derek Black, neo Nazis extraordinaire! Don’t let young Derek’s black fedora belie his overall hate of black people, for his father, Don, is the guy behind Stormfront, the pig-fucking website that gave Ron Paul $500! [via Little Green Footballs] Read more on Ron Paul Poses with Neo Nazi BFFs…
 

All Shapes, Size and Contribution Levels

Despite all the trumpeting of (and spamming about, and commenting on) Ron Paul’s money-making tea party last weekend, it turns out that, somehow, Ron Paul needs all the money he can get. So while Obama and Edwards openly turn away contributions from lobbyists and everyone else seemingly finds a way to send back money from those they find personally distasteful, Ron Paul’s campaign has confirmed that they will keep the $500 donation from Don Black of the neo Nazi pig fucker website Stormfront. Because, as spokesman Jesse Benton said, that’s $500 more for Ron Paul and $500 less for neo Nazi pig fuckers that want to see Ron Paul elected. Um, Jesse? The standard thing to do, for both Republicans and Democrats caught with money with the stench of pig-fucking on it, is to donate it to a charity. Can we recommend some? The NAACP, or the Anti-Defamation League, or the Southern Poverty Law Center? I’d bet they’d do at least equally well spreading “the message of freedom” and making sure that the pig fucker had $500 less dollars. Not that you, you know, actually care. I just thought I’d make a suggestion. [Washington Post] Read more on All Shapes, Size and Contribution Levels…
 

‘Elp, ‘Elp, I’m Bein’ Oppressed

The Nationalist Movement, which is totes not a group of neo Nazi pig fuckers you shouldn’t allow in polite society, “wants” to hold a rally in Jena, Louisiana on Martin Luther King Day. They want to march as a response to the September 20th rally in support of the Jena 6 (pictured) that drew thousands of protestors to Jena. But, um, the government is, like, totally suppressing their rights, they swear! Read more on ‘Elp, ‘Elp, I’m Bein’ Oppressed…