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Posts Tagged ‘pig fuckers’

SLAVERY

Ron Paul Advocates Government Slave Purchasing

Monday, December 24th, 2007

And they all wonder why we think they're weirdTim Russert had Ron Paul on Meet the Press this weekend to help confirm for the public (including my dad, who voted for Ross Perot in 1992) that Ron Paul is a complete fucking idiot. Bring on the spam, people, I said it. He, um, also suggested that the government should’ve bought more slaves and shit (and we’ve got video after the jump)

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RON PAUL

Ron Paul Poses with Neo Nazi BFFs

Friday, December 21st, 2007

donblack.jpgHey, who’re those dudes next to freedom-championer and lovable minx Ron Paul? Why they’re father-and-son combo Don (middle) and Derek Black, neo Nazis extraordinaire! Don’t let young Derek’s black fedora belie his overall hate of black people, for his father, Don, is the guy behind Stormfront, the pig-fucking website that gave Ron Paul $500! [via Little Green Footballs]


ELECTIONS

All Shapes, Size and Contribution Levels

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

What are you looking atDespite all the trumpeting of (and spamming about, and commenting on) Ron Paul’s money-making tea party last weekend, it turns out that, somehow, Ron Paul needs all the money he can get. So while Obama and Edwards openly turn away contributions from lobbyists and everyone else seemingly finds a way to send back money from those they find personally distasteful, Ron Paul’s campaign has confirmed that they will keep the $500 donation from Don Black of the neo Nazi pig fucker website Stormfront. Because, as spokesman Jesse Benton said, that’s $500 more for Ron Paul and $500 less for neo Nazi pig fuckers that want to see Ron Paul elected. Um, Jesse? The standard thing to do, for both Republicans and Democrats caught with money with the stench of pig-fucking on it, is to donate it to a charity. Can we recommend some? The NAACP, or the Anti-Defamation League, or the Southern Poverty Law Center? I’d bet they’d do at least equally well spreading “the message of freedom” and making sure that the pig fucker had $500 less dollars. Not that you, you know, actually care. I just thought I’d make a suggestion. [Washington Post]


NEO-NAZIS

‘Elp, ‘Elp, I’m Bein’ Oppressed

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

No snark zoneThe Nationalist Movement, which is totes not a group of neo Nazi pig fuckers you shouldn’t allow in polite society, “wants” to hold a rally in Jena, Louisiana on Martin Luther King Day. They want to march as a response to the September 20th rally in support of the Jena 6 (pictured) that drew thousands of protestors to Jena. But, um, the government is, like, totally suppressing their rights, they swear!

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