Tag Archives: Pierce Bush

 

Sexy Latino Bush Heads Out To Sea

At least one member of America’s sprawling, multi-ethnic royal family won’t have to come up with some line about having “other priorities” during the current eternal war when he runs for President in 2024. George P. Bush, the handsome half-Mexican nephew of the current president, has been selected as one of fifteen prospective members of the Navy Reserves intelligence unit. Read more on Sexy Latino Bush Heads Out To Sea…
 

More Bushes Terrify New York

Are you sick of Bushes yet? Because today’s New York Observer brings us yet another one: Miss Ashley Walker* Bush, Debutard. Like the rest of the umpteenth generation of Bushes, she suffers a bit from over-breeding, as well as that insane insistence on mentioning Texas, how she’s from Texas, how she lives in Texas, and how Southern she is in every sentence. Oh, and guess what guys — her escort was Pierce. You can read the NYO piece for the exciting play-by-play account of the “Texas Dip” curtsey (illegal in nine states!), we’ll try to explain why you needn’t be too worried about Pierce and Ashley just yet. Read more on More Bushes Terrify New York…
 

Wonkette’s Week in Review: We Keep Getting’ Older, But They Stay The Same Age

* Don’t fret, we wouldn’t let an idle summer week pass without a shallow poll. Thus, we proudly present: The Hill Intern Hotties competition. Since everyone already knows how this works, we’ll just let you speed along – boys’ poll here and girls’ poll here. In case you’re one of those “readers,” we’ve also got written testimonials for all the pretty girls and all the strong men. Read more on Wonkette’s Week in Review: We Keep Getting’ Older, But They Stay The Same Age…
 

Pierce Bush and Facebook. Need We Say More?

A few months back, we introduced you to Pierce Mallon Bush, nephew of the President, son of mild fuckup Neil, brother to the hot Bush, Lauren. We learned to love that little scamp, knahahmsayin’? Pierce, 20, is a student at the University of Texas in Austin. And, oh yes, he’s on Facebook. After the jump, what may well be the political scion Facebook mother lode. Bud light, bitches, and scantily clad bums — don’t say we never did anything for you. Read more on Pierce Bush and Facebook. Need We Say More?…
 

The Week In Comments

Just a very brief reminder: we are still soliciting more questions for our Anonymous Hill Staffer to answer. So if you have one, lay it on us. That out of the way, let’s look at our favorite comments from this week — click on ‘em for context. Read more on The Week In Comments…
 

Douchebag of the Day: Pierce Bush

Pierce Bush! He’s the super-cool laid-back son of Neil (the black sheep Bush brother), just chillin’, brah, down in Austin, checkin’ out the scene, scorin’ wit’ bitches, knahahmsayin’? 2024’s gonna be a fun year. Read more on Douchebag of the Day: Pierce Bush…
 

The Exquisite Disillusionment of Pierce Bush

President Bush’s nephew Pierce, recently took to the letters page of the Houston Chronicle to offer his uncle a measure of support on the Dubai ports matter. Yesterday, in a telephone interview with the Chronicle, Bush related his reasoning for leaving Georgetown University for the relatively removed environment of UT-Austin. Read more on The Exquisite Disillusionment of Pierce Bush…