More Bushes Terrify New York
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
Are you sick of Bushes yet? Because today’s New York Observer brings us yet another one: Miss Ashley Walker* Bush, Debutard.
Like the rest of the umpteenth generation of Bushes, she suffers a bit from over-breeding, as well as that insane insistence on mentioning Texas, how she’s from Texas, how she lives in Texas, and how Southern she is in every sentence.
Oh, and guess what guys — her escort was Pierce. You can read the NYO piece for the exciting play-by-play account of the “Texas Dip” curtsey (illegal in nine states!), we’ll try to explain why you needn’t be too worried about Pierce and Ashley just yet.
Washington ‘Post’ Gives a Shit, Withholds Asshole
Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
The Post reports: MORE »
Wonkette’s Week in Review: We Keep Getting’ Older, But They Stay The Same Age
Saturday, June 24th, 2006* Don’t fret, we wouldn’t let an idle summer week pass without a shallow poll. Thus, we proudly present: The Hill Intern Hotties competition. Since everyone already knows how this works, we’ll just let you speed along - boys’ poll here and girls’ poll here. In case you’re one of those “readers,” we’ve also got written testimonials for all the pretty girls and all the strong men. MORE »
Pierce Bush and Facebook. Need We Say More?
Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
A few months back, we introduced you to Pierce Mallon Bush, nephew of the President, son of mild fuckup Neil, brother to the hot Bush, Lauren. We learned to love that little scamp, knahahmsayin’?
Pierce, 20, is a student at the University of Texas in Austin. And, oh yes, he’s on Facebook. After the jump, what may well be the political scion Facebook mother lode. Bud light, bitches, and scantily clad bums — don’t say we never did anything for you.
The Week In Comments
Friday, March 17th, 2006Just a very brief reminder: we are still soliciting more questions for our Anonymous Hill Staffer to answer. So if you have one, lay it on us. That out of the way, let’s look at our favorite comments from this week — click on ‘em for context. MORE »
Could We Pretty Please With Sugar On Top NOT Draft Pierce Bush?
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
When Pierce Bush got caught up in the news cycle after mounting a defense of his uncle’s stance on the Dubai Ports deal, it was only a matter of time before we heard from the good people at Operation Yellow Elephant: MORE »
“Jennifer Black”? Seriously? Why Not “Scarlett Evil” Or Something?
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
Right, it’s settled, we totally love Republicans. MORE »
Douchebag of the Day: Pierce Bush
Monday, March 13th, 2006Pierce Bush! He’s the super-cool laid-back son of Neil (the black sheep Bush brother), just chillin’, brah, down in Austin, checkin’ out the scene, scorin’ wit’ bitches, knahahmsayin’? MORE »
The Exquisite Disillusionment of Pierce Bush
Friday, March 10th, 2006
President Bush’s nephew Pierce, recently took to the letters page of the Houston Chronicle to offer his uncle a measure of support on the Dubai ports matter. Yesterday, in a telephone interview with the Chronicle, Bush related his reasoning for leaving Georgetown University for the relatively removed environment of UT-Austin. MORE »










