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Liberté, Égalité, Ménage À Trois: It’s Your Weekly Top Ten!

Oh HI, Wonkers, it is Sunday! You are probably hungover and stuff, but it's time for us to count down the top ten posts of the week and surprise, a couple of them are about the horrific terrorists attacks that...
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Griftin’ Duggars, Teabaggin’ A-Holes And Ted Cruz. Your Weekly Top Ten

Hey Wonkerinos, it's Sunday where we live! Is it Sunday were you live, or do you live in space or something? Don't care, if you are reading this, it's Sunday, which means it's time for us to sexxxily count...

A Children’s Treasury Of Douches At CPAC, Day One

The Gaylord National Resort is more than just a hotel with a name that makes pubescent boys snicker. It's also a glassed-in mini-city with living trees and actual birds and tiny houses that hold patriotic gear stores and, for...

Class War Has A Fresh New Face: Chelsea Clinton And Her $10.5 Million NYC Pad

We have spent some time during this journey through our worldly vale of tears defending the gargantuan mansions of both Albert Gore and Husband of the Millennium John Edwards. You know, stuff like, "Hey, John Edwards made those kajillions...

Marco Rubio Can’t Wait To Get Out Of Middle Class Hell-Hole

Marco Rubio talked last night, we are told (we couldn't hear him over the yowling noises coming from his Sad Hairs), about some stuff. Like the middle class, and how he is middle class, and how he loves living...

Obama Terrorist-Fist-Jabs Innocent Old Lady

Will the outrages never stop? Screw you, old lady who met Jay Z. Annie Glenn, is married to A ASTRONAUT (Mike Dexter John Glenn) (who is apparently still alive, great job, John Glenn!), is the coolest old lady in...

A Children’s Treasury Of People Voting At The Union Rescue Mission In Los Angeles’s Skid Row, As If That Is Even Legal

Look at this awesome guy! You would think they would have thrown him out of the polling place at Los Angeles's Union Rescue Mission, on Skid Row, for electioneering. And yet they did not! What is our world even...

Uh-oh: Your Obama Vote Won’t Count If You Post It On Instagram Or Whatever

Hello, millennial children of the digital age! You probably think you're pretty "cool" if you take a picture of yourself voting for Obama and then post it on your favorite social media networking time-wasting porn sites, so your...

Here Is Joe Biden Standing In Line Like A Boss

See that old gray haired man with his back to us, the one who looks really old (and probably handsome, we are just guessing)? That is Joe Biden. We can tell it is Joe Biden because standing next to...

It’s Okay, You Guys, Sarah Palin Is Just ‘Writing’ A Fitness ‘Book’

It seems like just yesterday we were worried about Sarah Palin! The wraithlike skin-sack of hollow bones clomping around Los Angeles this week was not the GILF you've hatefucked in your brainpan so many times throughout the years, but...

Exclusive! Here is Your Picture Of Kevin Yoder All Nude-Like In The Sea Of Galilee, Wait No It Isn’t

Kevin Yoder, fourth from right, naked as Yahweh made him. UPDATED Multiple people are writing in to tell Your Editrix she is the worst reporter in the world -- no argument -- and that our EXCLUSIVE Kevin Yoder pic...

Barack Obama Adds Playing ‘Chase’ To Busy Schedule Of Basketball And Golf

Man, this guy. It is like he is just a small child, in over his head, whom America's Greatest (Deadbeat) Dad, Joe Walsh, would like to pick up ("RESPECTFULLY") and pat on the head and call "son," because of...

A Children’s Treasury Of Rear-Entry Pictures From The Wonkette Drinky Thing In San Francisco

On the real, we had no idea -- after all you San Francisco Wonkeroos whined so very soulfully about the Holocaust -- worse than the Gestapo or even the IRS -- of having to take a bus to our...

A Children’s Treasury Of Hot Chicago NATO Protester Communists, And Jesse Jackson

Radio commies and totes adorbs marrieds Allison Kilkenny and Jamie Kilstein of Citizen Radio are in Chicago stone cold marchin' on the mansion of Ol' Mayor Nine-Fingers hisself, and also taunting pigs. They are also taking pictures of NATO...

Apparently Sometimes There Are ‘Officially Sanctioned Purposes’ For Posing With Corpses

The LA Times has published a selection of photos of troops from the 82nd Airborne Division posing with limbs from Afghan bombers. But what is this weird part of the story? "It is a violation of Army standards to pose...