Tag: photoshop contest

Whiny MRA Jerk Babies Declare Victory Over Star Wars: Your Saturday Nerdout

Happy first post of 2016 everybody! Here is how everybody at Wonkette looked the morning of January 1 (except not nearly as cute): And now we are ready for a whole new year of nerding, so lets get right to...

Here Are Your Photoshop And Caption Contest Winners, God Bless Us Everyone

And Dok wins!!!! OK, actually, no, but we decided that with only 5 entries to our Great Big Rick Perry Photoshop Contest, it wouldn't hurt to pad things a bit. What happened, guys? We usually get tons of weirdly...

Can You Turn Rick Perry’s Frown Upside Down?

Wonkers, someone has a sad, and it is Rick Perry. Why is he sad? Cause HE AIN'T GOT NO ICE CREAM. (We believe the credit for the above should go to @eastsidekate.) Can you help Rick Perry, Wonkers? Hahaha, just kidding,...

Here Are Your Victoria Jackson Campaign Posters, You Liberal Commie Monsters

We asked you to help Wonkette frenemy Victoria Jackson with her inspiring run for alderthingie of her hometown in Tennessee (not Florida, stupid internet), and you came through! Our winning entry is from Gleem McShineys, and it is titled...

Here Are Your Strange Anthony Weiner Photoshop Contest Things, Congratulations, You All Lost

Hey, Wonkers, we know we said we'd be giving somebody second place in our Anthony Weiner Photoshop Extravaganza (first place went to shirtlesselfiedarthâ„¢ already, for the image we used to announce the contest), but at the very moment...

Slate Widget Claims Anthony Weiner Killed Andrew Breitbart

So we thought we'd pretty much exhausted the available fun from Slate's amusing little "make up a Carlos Danger name for yourself" toy, which is good for literally minutes of hilarity. And then in the Sekrit Chatcave, Editrix Rolando...

Here Is Your Inevitable Anthony Weiner Photomagraphic Sexting Contest, America!

Well, thank you very much, disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner, and thank YOU very much, Internet. We were just getting ready to sit down and do a thoughtful, nuanced, brilliantly satirical post about that New York Times story on...

Jump To Your Feet For the Winners of Our Blasphemous ‘On Our Knees For America’ Photo-Chopping Contest!

What an interactive Friday it's been for you worthly Wokette skum! We had a real live book-writing guy drop by, and some of you actually seemed to have read a little farther than the seven chapters we made it....

Family Research Council’s ‘On Our Knees For America’ Campaign Almost Seems To Invite Trolling…Like Maybe A Photoshop Contest!

So what we have here is a copy of the graphics from the Family Research Council's "Call2Fall" campaign, which is set for this Sunday, June 30. The event's FAQ explains that it's "nothing fancy," merely a pledge for Christians...

Yes, It Has Come To This: White House Releases Long-Form Photo Of Obama Firing A Gun

After a bunch of Skeet Truthers totally didn't believe that Obama goes skeet-shooting at Camp David (because of how he is gay), the White House actually released a photo on Saturday of Obama firing a rifle. Yes, they really did...