Tag: photoshop

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Deleted Comments: Why Is Hillary Clinton Cutting Off Donald Trump’s Head With Renaissance Art?

A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.
You liberals can't complain about this and still support Warren, because Reasons

Deleted Comments: Wingnuts Have ONE Joke About Elizabeth Warren. Guess What It Is? Guess!

Rightwing critics of Elizabeth Warren have ONE HILARIOUS JOKE about her, which proves that everything she says about anything is wrong.
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Donald Trump Knows Who Gets Yooge, Classy Pussy, Tucker Carlson, And It Is Donald Trump

Dear Christ help us, Tucker Carlson has written a think-piece for Politico in which he sermonizes to "Washington Republicans" -- you know, the bad, Establishment kind, not the honest decent folk who read the Daily Caller -- about how...
TAKE THAT, ATHEISTS!

This Picture Of Donald Trump And Bill Cosby Riding A Lion Says It All

We have no earthly idea what this image is supposed to mean. We found it Tuesday in the replies to Fox & Friends' tweet about their weird shouty discussion panel on why Donald Trump is the bestest/worstest candidate ever. It's...

Texas Rep. Steve Stockman Vanishes, Supposedly Still Running For Senate

You might think that someone running against an incumbent senator would be a bit more visible, but Texas Rep. Steve Stockman, who's running against John Cornyn, seems to have disappeared from Washington and hasn't voted in the House since...

What Is Everyone Yelling About Today? Photoshopping Lena Dunham For Vogue Of Course!

Yesterday, Jezebel offered a $10,000 bounty to anyone who would slip them the unretouched photos from Lena Dunham's Vogue cover shoot. We immediately had to endure a spate of pieces about it ranging from the OMG Photoshop Fail variety...

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise: George Zimmerman Stoled His Inspirational Flag ‘Painting’ From A Stock Image

Nope, it's not Jasper Johns Day on Wonkette -- that there, courtesy of an anonymous Wonkette reader, is a montage of 1) George Zimmerman's "hand painted artwork" that is currently hovering at a high bid of $99,966.00 on the...

Wingnut Radio Host Bryan Fischer Still Nattering On About The Pixels, The Pixels

The American Patriarchy Association's Bryan Fischer believes in resurrection, so on Thursday's edition of the Bryan Fischer Balderdash Radio Hour he brought back a conspiracy theory from two years ago: the claim that Barack Obama was photoshopped into a...

Here Are Your Strange Anthony Weiner Photoshop Contest Things, Congratulations, You All Lost

Hey, Wonkers, we know we said we'd be giving somebody second place in our Anthony Weiner Photoshop Extravaganza (first place went to shirtlesselfiedarthâ„¢ already, for the image we used to announce the contest), but at the very moment...

Slate Widget Claims Anthony Weiner Killed Andrew Breitbart

So we thought we'd pretty much exhausted the available fun from Slate's amusing little "make up a Carlos Danger name for yourself" toy, which is good for literally minutes of hilarity. And then in the Sekrit Chatcave, Editrix Rolando...

Here Is Your Inevitable Anthony Weiner Photomagraphic Sexting Contest, America!

Well, thank you very much, disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner, and thank YOU very much, Internet. We were just getting ready to sit down and do a thoughtful, nuanced, brilliantly satirical post about that New York Times story on...

Jump To Your Feet For the Winners of Our Blasphemous ‘On Our Knees For America’ Photo-Chopping Contest!

What an interactive Friday it's been for you worthly Wokette skum! We had a real live book-writing guy drop by, and some of you actually seemed to have read a little farther than the seven chapters we made it....

Family Research Council’s ‘On Our Knees For America’ Campaign Almost Seems To Invite Trolling…Like Maybe A Photoshop Contest!

So what we have here is a copy of the graphics from the Family Research Council's "Call2Fall" campaign, which is set for this Sunday, June 30. The event's FAQ explains that it's "nothing fancy," merely a pledge for Christians...

Here Are Your ‘Winning’ Bradlee Dean Pix ‘N Lawyer Letters (You Win Nothing!)

After we received a delightful phoney-baloney legal threat from Expert Showman Bradlee Dean's assistant lickspittle, just because we supposably "defamed" Dean by directly quoting him, we asked you, the Wonkettariat, to show us your fauxto chops and serve...

Wonkette Bradlee Dean Photoshop Funtimes And Legal Letter Contest!

Hey, remember today? When we got that hilares letter informing us that we better, like, say sorry or something, and DEFINITELY take down all that libel-y stuff about one Mr. Herr Doktor Bradlee Dean? Well, some of you asked...

A Children’s Treasury Of Photoshops Of Barack Obama Hunting Varmints

We asked, Wonkerados, and you answered. And since National Journal already has its listicle "21 Conservatives Who Insist Obama Skeet Shooting Photo Is Fake," we thought we'd show them what fake really looks like. We forget who did...