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A Children’s Treasury of Occupy Wall Street Photographs
Our freedom-fighting Wonkette operative KenLayIsAlive has been part of the Occupy Wall Street occupation since it began. Here’s a batch of his recent photos. Thank you, KenLayIsAlive!
Photos: America Pounds Beers In Celebration At Ground Zero
Last night, Americans heard the news about Osama bin Laden and flocked to the site where the World Trade Center once stood. And they arrived on this hallowed ground, they held up signs, tried to get themselves on teevee, and yelled celebratory chants, including “SEND THEM HOME.” But most of all, these people got drunk. [...]
Drunk Carl Paladino Jumps In Your Halloween Photos
Who is this mysterious man next to the guy with the shoe-polish face? No, it is not a “good Carl Paladino costume,” it is the man himself, doing what every candidate should do mere hours before his gubernatorial election: get drunk at the local bar and grope some young women in “sexy Mrs. Buttersworth” costumes. [...]
Bulge In George W. Bush’s Pants Means 9/11 Is Just Around the Corner!
Look what your favorite ex-president put up on his Facebook page today, ladies! According to tradition, when the George W. Bush 9/11 boner sees its shadow, that means six more weeks of 9/11. Hooray!
Don’t Worry, The Oil Spill Response Team Will Clean All Those Pretty Oil Birds
If you are massive loser, you may not be aware of the hottest new Internet sensation, DEEPWATER HORIZON RESPONSE: THE OFFICIAL SITE OF THE DEEPWATER HORIZON UNIFIED COMMAND, maintained by the DEEPWATER HORIZON INCIDENT JOINT INFORMATION CENTER (JIC), which is also on the Twitter (ha ha: “What is happening to oil, someone asks — 34 [...]
Look: Someone Scraped This Great Metaphor Off The Side Of The Road!
Oh, my god. “Melissa H.”, please hunt, shoot and kill some context: “My Aunt forwarded me this AM. She is a Republican, but not a hunter, so I am assuming she worries that deer can get in to see a doctor under the public option. This is from the coal region in Pennsylvania, a county [...]
‘Capture The Night’ With a Photo From a CVS Parking Lot
On the corner of 7th St. NW and Florida Ave. NW, in the parking lot of the CVS, there is a makeshift photo booth where you can get your photo taken against the backdrop of a Cadillac, a grandiose staircase, Outer Space or a bottle of Ciroc vodka. Your Wonkette wasn’t going to take a [...]
Sexy Obama Inauguration Pix From Times Square
Hey America! Those of you without the “luck” to be in Washington D.C. freezing your balls off while the new president was sworn in still had the wonderful opportunity to freeze your balls off someplace else instead while watching the exact same thing! For example, many people in New York City who could have hung [...]
A Children’s Treasury Of Random Photos Of Sarah Palin Or The RNC
We’ve received hundreds of photos and Photoshops in the last few days about either Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin’s spawn, or comical people in the Twin Cities for the convention. Since your male associate editor rarely wakes before noon, he misses many of these, but he’ll try to post some of the better ones here. The [...]
Exclusive Photo Of John ‘WALNUTS!’ McCain!
Mayflower Hotel’s Room 871 Magically Disappears!
Team Party Crash: National Press Foundation Awards Dinner
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