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Careful photo-analysis shows Rafael Cruz on congas

Perfectly Sane ‘Researcher’ Just Asking If Ted Cruz’s Jerk Daddy Killed Kennedy (Yes)

We can think of about nine bajillion reasons Ted Cruz shouldn't be president, but here's one we hadn't considered: Maybe his dry-drunk daddy was part of a CIA plot to assassinate John F. Kennedy!!! The shocking conspiracy theory comes...
Seriously, Dad, stop saying you're 'verklempt.'

Let’s Cluck Like Proud Grandparents At Lovely Young Ladies Sasha And Malia Obama

While we could never hope to equal the visual and narrative grandeur of Evan's brilliant Barack Obama/Justin Trudeau slashfic (are you one of the four people on the internet who hasn't read it yet? What's wrong with you? Go...

Daily Caller Would Like To Resettle Sexy Syrian Refugees In Tucker Carlson’s Pants

Check out this SUPER HILARIOUS FUNNY post on Daily Caller, filed in its "Entertainment" section, about how some of these war-torn Syrian refugee ladies are WAY boneable, amirite, Tucker Carlson? It looks like this: Get it? They are "Syria-sly hot," because...
Hey, it's not ponies...

Stupidest Men On The Internet Just Vomiting Ebola Errrewhere

Stupidest Man in the World Jim Hoft and Stupidest Guest-Blogger in the World Kristinn Taylor have done their part to help Americans concerned about the Texas Ebola case. They cut right through all the facts and medical information out...
Since this photo doesn't exist, maybe YOU DON'T EITHER! Whoa, we are all Philip K Dick today!

New Wingnut Theory (Or ‘Satire’?): Michelle Obama Never Birthed No Babies

From the ugly world of Facebook, we received a recommendation to check out this story: "Evidence Emerges That Michelle Obama Never Birthed Malia And Sasha," at something called "The U.S. Patriot," whose "About" page assures us that they are...
He's a GANGSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evil Stupid Dick Explains Why Michael Brown Deserved To Die

Hey, everybody, just stop feeling bad about the police in Ferguson, Missouri, shooting unarmed 18-year-old Michael Brown dead while he had his hands up -- Jim Hoft, the Stupidest Man On the Internet, wants you all to know that...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Dredge Of Drips, Dreck, And Drudge

Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we bring you stories that didn't quite merit a post of their own, but that were too stupid to ignore altogether. As always, you may want to fortify...

Deleted Comments Of The Day: The ‘League Of The South’ May Never Love Us, We Fear

We will give the Angry Southerners of the Neo-Confederate "League of the South" credit for this much: They are persistent! As we mentioned in our last Deleted Comments Roundup, they were not pleased at all with our coverage...

A Children’s Treasury Of Old Handsome Joe Biden Inauguration-Day Greatness, God Love Him

Here is a photo of Joe Biden getting out of his limousine, looking like a Boss (in point of fact, he is only the boss of the Senate). Sunglasses are a very good look for the VP, whose official...

A Children’s Treasury of Occupy Wall Street Photographs

Our freedom-fighting Wonkette operative KenLayIsAlive has been part of the Occupy Wall Street occupation since it began. Here's a batch of his recent photos. Thank you, KenLayIsAlive!

Photos: America Pounds Beers In Celebration At Ground Zero

Last night, Americans heard the news about Osama bin Laden and flocked to the site where the World Trade Center once stood. And they arrived on this hallowed ground, they held up signs, tried to get themselves on teevee,...

Drunk Carl Paladino Jumps In Your Halloween Photos

Who is this mysterious man next to the guy with the shoe-polish face? No, it is not a "good Carl Paladino costume," it is the man himself, doing what every candidate should do mere hours before his gubernatorial election:...

Bulge In George W. Bush’s Pants Means 9/11 Is Just Around the Corner!

Look what your favorite ex-president put up on his Facebook page today, ladies! According to tradition, when the George W. Bush 9/11 boner sees its shadow, that means six more weeks of 9/11. Hooray! Also, haha, Fox & Friends'...

Don’t Worry, The Oil Spill Response Team Will Clean All Those Pretty Oil Birds

If you are massive loser, you may not be aware of the hottest new Internet sensation, DEEPWATER HORIZON RESPONSE: THE OFFICIAL SITE OF THE DEEPWATER HORIZON UNIFIED COMMAND, maintained by the DEEPWATER HORIZON INCIDENT JOINT INFORMATION CENTER (JIC), which...

Look: Someone Scraped This Great Metaphor Off The Side Of The Road!

Oh, my god. "Melissa H.", please hunt, shoot and kill some context:  "My Aunt forwarded me this AM. She is a Republican, but not a hunter, so I am assuming she worries that deer can get in to see...