Tag: photo tours

A Children’s Treasury of America’s Pilgrimage to Chick-Fil-A

It is here, finally: Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day, the brainchild of weekend cable television host Mike Huckabee and people who read his Facebook diaries. According to most reports, we're seeing long fast food drive-thru lines across the nation, as Real...

Get Your Kewl Old-Timey Rags From the Mitt Romney Vintage Stores

What must Mitt Romney do to reach the kids? How about a filter, on the iPhone? The kids know how to game that. Then maybe... t-shirts with a photograph of a Latin American leftist revolutionary? That would be sort...

Wonkette Book Contest: Vote For Your Favorite Disturbing Maddow/Scalia/Alien Art!

Democracy is democratizing at the Wonkette blog! We received so many excellent submissions for our "make a dumb computer picture of Rachel Maddow fighting aliens and/or Antonin Scalia" Art Contest that your usually totalitarian editor has decided not to...

Chris Christie Does Jerusalem: Vacation Pix!

The Good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey, Chris Christie, is in Israel, on his first official overseas trip as head of an American state. (He's making up for President Obama, who refuses to visit Israel because he Hates Jews.)...

A Children’s Treasury Of Stupid BlackBerry & Polaroid Photos From Correspondents’ Dinner-Related Parties

There was no news this weekend. The only thing that happened was that a local trade association held its annual banquet, which, for some reason (shameless prostitution) the entire American media establishment had to attend. Jay Leno, also. And...

A Children’s Treasury Of Exciting Photos From Today’s Last-Gasp ‘Kill The Bill’ Hollerfest

Former/current/whatever Wonkette videographer Liz Glover joined your editor today for a jaunt to the grassy knoll that Congress' south side overlooks, where today's lingering health care protesters (the ones who hadn't yet fucked off for the Sizzler) were staring...

SUNDAY SPECIAL: Stupid Pictures From Last Week’s Most Important Congressional Baseball Game Ever

You didn't think we'd forgotten the baseball post, did you? Never! Our full coverage of last week's annual Roll Call Congressional Baseball Game was always destined to come on Sunday, because Sunday is a day for watching baseball after...

And There Was Quite A Teabagger Yiff On ‘Second Life,’ Too

We'll just throw all of these pictures in and not bother with the one-liners this time, because this is Art and must be respected. Here are some important themes, motifs and keywords though: Star Wars, furries, whores, the boardwalk,...

Your Wonkette Teabagging Tour, Part II

Before starting out on our latest miserable journey into this muddy Randian hell, may we just NOTE that we have noticed various folks on the Internet writing about how lame and trite certain blogs are for covering the Teabaggers...

Your Wonkette Teabagging Photo Tour, Part I

It is time. You must see what we have seen. There will be more, and they will be worse. This shitty, muddy, 500-person national protest with NO TEABAGS. Prepare to GO GALT. Hey lady, Obama is the *other way.*...

Kentucky Machine Gun Partyers Have Mixed Feelings About ‘Nazis’

Intrepid blog reporter David Weigel of the Washington Independent is so intent on getting himself murdered that he traveled all the way to Kentucky over the weekend for something called the "Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot." You must check...

Historic Washington Teabagging Party: There Were Poop Hats

Today at High Noon, the disciples of CNBC teevee ranter Rick Santelli held teabagging parties around the country. Apparently they did not pick up on the nonchalance in Santelli's voice when he said, "we're going to hold a... like...

Oh Right, Here Are Our Sexy War Parade Photos

It was not easy getting to this Inaugural Parade late in the day, yesterday, what with the monstrous piles of trash and dead bodies and fences seemingly blocking all pedestrian paths. But we did it for you, the dear...

A Children’s Treasury Of Obama Trash

One of two things happened to Washington D.C. this afternoon: (1) Obama's friends the Muslims snuck in one of those dirty bombs they make all the time and blew it up around Constitution and 5th, raining toxic waste debris...

We Went Downtown! Can’t Recommend Going Downtown!

From his cushy, all-seeing perch in the bucolic deserts of California, Wonkette editor Ken Layne forced your modest associate editor to walk into the HELLISH acid pool that is downtown Washington D.C. to take photos of Obama and whatever....

Libtards Host Fancy Obama Art Party With NO FOOD WHATSOEVER

So the absolute most worthless people on this rotten planet are liberals, filthy rat-sucking liberals, particularly limousine liberals from liberal Hollywood and their east coast enablers, the Non-Profit Outreach Directors. They get together for these Red Bull-fueled art parties...