Tag: photo-ops

Maureen Dowd Is Meh About A Thing

Guys, we're really sorry we haven't gotten around to announcing the big tote-bag winners of our most recent photoshop and caption contests; we really will get to those soon, and you should believe us, because we are professional bloggers....

Mitt Romney Can Kiss Chris Christie’s Fat Ass

A harried-looking New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed up on Fox & Friends this morning, and the concerned geniuses there immediately got to the important question, while he explained the massive destruction all around him: Would he be having...

Here Are Some Things Joe Biden Did To Children Yesterday

Our modern-day Richard Dawson had a single tip for every single female child in the Capitol building yesterday. And then he traded a three-year-old a mint for a piece of paper. (Watch it here, the brilliantly titled "Biden Smooth...

Angry Robert Gibbs Nearly Beats Up Indians To Save American Reporters

Some Indian officials working security on President Obama's foreign trip thought they could restrict the number of White House pool reporters allowed into a photo-op with Obama and Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, lowering it from eight to five, and...

Here’s America’s Hero George W. Bush Shaking People’s Hands At Airport

Is it possible to win an Oscar for best musical selection in a YouTube video? Because this is perfect. Thank you George W. Bush, from the bottom of all our hearts, for winning the Iraq War this week. He...

McCain And Palin Visit Restaurant, Refuse To Speak To Anyone

AMERICAblog has posted the comical tale of a New Mexico resident who went to a popular local restaurant yesterday and saw the Republican candidates, in the flesh, who both basically ignored him even though he had a cute baby...

WASHINGTON POST WOULD RUN MORE PHOTOS OF McCAIN IF HIS FACE WASN'T ALWAYS MELTING OFF: "Obama and his backgrounds are simply more photogenic. ... McCain also is often wearing a baseball cap outside to protect his skin from another...

Maybe He’s Just Happy to be Home

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