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Posts Tagged ‘philly is for gonorrhea’

Liveblogging Philly’s ‘Ask Obama a Question About Strange Black People’ Forum, Part II

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

phanaticGWB.jpgWowsers, ABC is giving CNN a run for its money in hosting the worst faux-legitimate debate (part 1) this season. But we have yet to hear whether Obama sheds ONE tear or SEVERAL tears when he sees an American Bald Eagle. Does the Bald Eagle love America as much as he does? George & Chuckie will be sure to ask. MORE »


Liveblogging Philadelphia’s Debate From Only Nice Location In Philadelphia!

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Hey look everybody, it’s your favorite pals from the Main Stream Media, in Philadelphia. We are here to liveblog Barack and Hillary’s latest friendly debate from the National Constitution Center, where the Constitution was whittled from a single block of wood. It’s true! Ask Ben Franklin, he’s EVERYWHERE in this city. Anyway, what do Barack and Hillary have to say that anyone will care about? Only THE ISSUES! Now let’s grab a bottled water and wave girlishly at Mickey Kaus and liveblog this number. MORE »