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  liar liar

Karl Rove Pretty Sure That Hillary Clinton Has A Brain Injury That Caused Benghazi

Everybody knows that the denizens of Fox News dwell in a fetid fact-free swamp, a veritable no-holds-barred cage match to see who can lie in the most spectacular way, so it isn’t really surprising that Karl Rove oozed his way out of their primordial muck and slimed over to a conference in Los Angeles to lie his doughy face off about Hillary Clinton’s 2012 brain clot and concussion that landed her in the hospital. He said if Clinton runs for president, voters must be told what happened when she suffered a fall in December 2012. The official diagnosis was a blood clot. Rove told the conference near LA Thursday, “Thirty days in the hospital? And when she reappears, she’s wearing glasses that are only for people who have traumatic brain injury? We need to know what’s up with that.” Read more on Karl Rove Pretty Sure That Hillary Clinton Has A Brain Injury That Caused Benghazi…
  reines of terror

Being Hillary Clinton’s Aide Officially Most Baller Job Ever

You know, we didn’t really think anyone could out-H.A.M. Chris Christie today after dude just UNLOADED on Boehner in a delightful epic of epicness presser after Boehner cockblocked the Sandy relief bill. That was before we learned about one Mr. Philippe Reines who, despite having sort of a wussy Frenchy name, is our new god. Remember way back before Christmas, which is now aeons ago, when Hillary faked her concussion to get out of testifying about the greatest loss of American life since ever, aka BENGHAAAAAZIIIII? And remember what untrammeled dicks the on-air people at Fox were about speculating about such fakery? Apparently the terrible behavior was in no way limited to their on-air personalities, as evidenced by the opposite-of-illustrious Justin Fishel’s question at a State Department press briefing shortly after the announcement Hillary would be unable to testify: Read more on Being Hillary Clinton’s Aide Officially Most Baller Job Ever…
  epistolary romance

Hillary Clinton Aide Invites Buzzfeed Reporter To Do Sexual Congress Elsewhere

In a shocking display of online rudeness unmatched since the time Ari Fleischer told Helen Thomas “Tits or GTFO,” Buzzfeed reports that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s occasionally-poetic* press aide, Philippe Reines, got into an email pissing match with Buzzfeed reporter Michael Hastings. The flame war evidently started in a heated discussion of Call of Duty: Black Ops CNN’s handling of the diary of Ambassador Christopher Stevens, which its reporters found in the debris of the US Consulate in Libya, and then escalated into an exchange of very undiplomatic language between the reporter and the press aide. The messages start off relatively civil, if prickly: Read more on Hillary Clinton Aide Invites Buzzfeed Reporter To Do Sexual Congress Elsewhere…