philadelphia
Philadelphia Hockey Fans Wildly Boo Sarah Palin
Hey McCain-Palin campaign: not to say “we told you so,” but in fact to say “HA HA TROLLOPS, we told you so,” Sarah Palin was not received well by Philadelphia hockey fans tonight when she dropped the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers’ season opener. Liberal gotcha journal the New York Times describes the chorus [...]
Sarah Palin To Drop Puck At Hockey Game Alongside Other Hockey Mom, Okay
On October 11 we’ll get a preview of Sarah Palin’s future career: a former insta-celebrity akin to a reality show star who flies around the country to show her face at sports games and clubs and say funny slogans like “Dontchaknow?” for five minutes to a bunch of drunks. Her rate will be $200 in [...]
Joe Biden Rape-Kisses Some Racist Old Lady
Joe Biden has one job this election: to get the Bitters in Pennsylvania to vote for a black Muslim. That is literally all he has to do. Maybe Ohio, too, but mostly Pennsylvania, because he was of course born there! In Scranton, the famous town where Happiness goes to die. On Friday, he went to [...]
Weird Scenes From Hillary’s Philadelphia Lair
Philadelphia So Crazy On Election Day
Barack Obama Is A ‘Martinist’; Wonkette Interviews Another Member of Sonic Youth!
It’s Hillary’s Friends, And Stephanie Tubbs Jones Shouting!
Hillary Clinton’s Headquarters Invade Wonkette’s Hotel
It’s Chelsea And Three Dudes!
STEPHANIE TUBBS JONES IS OUT OF HER MIND, And Other Stories
Your Wonkette’s Liz Glover and I are here at the University of Pennsylvania’s basketball gymnasium, in Philadelphia, at a rally for Hillary Clinton. We both want to vomit everywhere until dead several times over. Liz may have vomited already, but who knows, because she is mostly likely still getting sniffed by Secret Service bomb/drug dogs. [...]
Wonkette Tortures Self, Returns To Philadelphia
Chelsea Clinton Groped By Lesbians
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